Colourful Punjabi SMS

Colourful Punjabi SMS

Tu sohni main mahiwal tera,

Tenu ishqe de wall sikhavan main,

Aa vekh mere ishq di intehan,

Tenu patt da mass khavavan main Bikram Varya

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dil di kashti koi nai dob sakda pavain tofan aan es

wasste aende te sawar hon to pehlan achi tarahan

soch lao!!! angle eyes

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Cute Punjabi SMS

Cute Punjabi SMS

Charkha mera rangla vich sohne diya mekha,

Ve mei tenu yaad karra jad charkhe val vekha Kuljit Sidhu

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Kash Rabb ne mainu Kitaab banaya hunda,

Jisnu Padan layi Rajni tainu banaya hunda,

Jad kitaab pad de pad de Tu so jaandi,

Isi bahane Tu sannu galle te lagaundi..

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Cool Punjabi SMS

Cool Punjabi SMS

E Zindagi di chahat da silsila hai

koi mil gaya te koi Vichhar gaya,

Jinna nu Mangaya si Duwawaan che

O Kisi hor nu Bina mange mil gaya

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Jina Chahunde haan per Zindagi r

Jina Chahunde haan per Zindagi raas nahi aundi,

Marna chahunde haan per Maut sadde pass nahi aundi,

Bahut Udaas haan asin is Zindagi ton…….

Rajni Teri Yaad vi te Tadpaon ton baaz nahi aundi

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Nice Punjabi SMS

Nice Punjabi SMS

Kagaz de fulan vich sughand nahi hundi

Lehraan to bina samundar vich tarang nahi hundi

Bina akhian de kise da didaar nahi hunda

La ke shartaan kise naal pyaar nahi hunda

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Aaj dil di kehen nu jee karda hai

Tere dil vich rehen nu jee karda hai

Khushiyaan deke tere gham sehen nu jee karda hai

Rabb jaane saada ki rishta

Tainu bas apna kehen nu jee karda hai…………

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Spicy Punjabi SMS

Spicy Punjabi SMS

Teri doori ch, Ik majboori ch,

Ik zindagi adhoori ch,

Roshni di Ik kiran jhalki disdi hai,

O YAARA tu jithon lang jaave,

Uthon di ta mithi v vikdi hai

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Khushboo teri yaari di saanu mehka jaandi hai,

teri har ik kitti hoyi gal saanu behka jaandi hai,

saah taan bahut der lagaande ne aun -jaan vich,

har saah ton pehle teri yaad aa jaandi hai.

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Fantastic Punjabi SMS

Fantastic Punjabi SMS

Sohniye tu Sohni vaang sohni ta badi ae,

par kade us vaang kache garre(matke) te vi tarri ae,

oh ta dariya wich dub marri yaar khatir,

saade layi das tu kade kande te vi khadi ae!!

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Fer ki hoyeya je tu hatha te mehndi la layi

Hun assi vi Sehra sajavange,

saanu pata si ki tu saadi kismat ch nahi,

hun teri choti bhen fasavange!!!

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Tasty Punjabi SMS

Tasty Punjabi SMS

Santa: Dr.saab tusi ta kende c svere game khedn nal sehat thik rehndi hai per mainu ta koi farq ni paya?

Dctr: Tusi keri game khedi c?

Snta: Mobile te sap wali

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Pehla Chithi de badle Taar Aunda c,

ik Bulave te Mera Yaar Aunda c,

hun Padke Delet Karde ne Mere Mesage nu,

Kadi Harr Message da Jawab aunda c !!

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Crazy Punjabi SMS

Crazy Punjabi SMS

Meri kisi gal te naraj na hovi,

Akhian nu hanjua nal na dhovi,

Mildi a khushi tenu hasde dekh ke

Sanu maut v aa jave ta v na rovi…

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T-Series Presents

Mashoor Gayak: Pappu Suppliyan Wala

pesh karde ne …

Students de dardan nu byaan kardi album

“DARD DEGREE DE”

Tracklist:

1. Naukari 1500 wali

2. College ch koi vi kudi na (Sad Song)

3. Chalo Chaliye canteen mittro

4. Saanu mann Student hon da

5. Internal rok layi yaaran di

6. Chautha peg laa ke professor kutt ta,

7. DEGREE 6 saalan di

8. Mittran ne TOP karna (Comedy song)

9. Parchi faddi gayi mittran di (Extremely sad version)

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Funny Punjabi SMS

Funny Punjabi SMS

Ena Roop da mann na ker kudhiye

ki saddi chamdhi tere naal di nahi.

ki hoya je dhii tu amira di hai

putter asi v kise kangal de nahi.

niit hasna khedna kam sadda bande

asi v bure vichhar de nahi.

ki hoya je mukh mordh ke lang gayi hai

pukha main v tere pyar da nahi..!!!

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Kityey ishq na ho jaawe dil darda rainda aey par,

Tainu milne nu dil marda rainda aey je,

Dissey na mukhra tera aukhi raat langauni ni..

Tere darshan bade jaruri na te fir nind na auni ni.

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Best Punjabi SMS

Best Punjabi SMS

Sheesha tutte tad tad hove, pathar tutte te agg laave,

Taara tutte asmaan d hiq cho, ik zakham jeha kar jaave,

Par eh chandraa dil jado v tuttya, ede tuttya awaaz naa aaave..!!

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Pehli waar sanu takeya tu

Dil sada luteya tu

Sanu ve tu maar na denvi

Mein ke hai

Pehli waar sanu takeya tu

Dil sada luteya tu

Sanu ve tu maar na denvi…!!

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Latest Punjabi SMS

Latest Punjabi SMS

Bachpan di oh ameeri pata nahi kithe kho gyi,,

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Jado paani ch saade v jahaaj challeya karde si!!

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Boy to girl: badal grje to teri yaad aaundi e,

sawan de auan te teri yaad aaundi e, barish de aauan te..

Girl: oh hello mainu pta mai teri chattari vapas deni e..

avein kutte khani kathon kri janda ain!!

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New Punjabi SMS

New Punjabi SMS

Teri ek muskraahat pe assin apni jaan diya karde haa,

Har aahat teri assin pehchaan liya karde haa,

Sanu Inna tan Nhi pta par lok keha karde ne,

ke neend vich vii assin tera naam liya krde haan.

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Husband: tera viah to pehla koi BF! c?

Wife khamosh rehndi hai..

Husband: main is khamoshi nu ki samjha?

Wife: moya sabar rakh ginn ta lain de!!

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Punjabi SMS

Punjabi SMS

Duniya de dite zakhma nu ta,

Hass hass ke mein seh lungi,

Je tu mukh mod liya sajjna,

Das tere bin bal kidan jinda reh lungi,

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Hun kaale kaale badalan vich chand labhda,

goongiyan hawaan diyan awajaa sunda,

yaaro aase passe wasda e yaar mera,

dikhda ni ohdi khushbooan sunghda.

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Beautiful Quotes

Beautiful Quotes

Winning is a Problem

but Loosing is the Formula

So better know the Formula

before solving the problem

-Swamy Vivekananda

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Life is diffrent than teacher

a teacher teach lesson & then keeps the exam

but life keep the exam 1st & then teaches the lesson.

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Nice Quotes

Nice Quotes

Even a Big Pot full of water gets Emptied by a Small Hole,

Similarly

A little ANGER or EGO burns up all the Nobility of a Good Heart..

Good Day

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Mother Terasa said :

“Dont expect ur FRIEND to be a perfect person”

But,

“Help ur FRIEND to become a perfect person”

Thats true Friendship!

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Loving Quotes

Loving Quotes

Short but a deep quote-

If u want happiness in ur life forever

Then…

Never be a begger of LOVE,

Always be a donor of LOVE.

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Awesome Quote:

I won’t force myself to have a space in your life

because if you really know my worth,

You’ll make one for me!!

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Lovely Quotes

Lovely Quotes

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President.

Now Im beginning to believe it.

~Clarence Darrow

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TIME has the Power to make anyone as Genius.

But

Only LOVE has the Power to change one as Human.

-Mother Teresa

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Latest Quotes

Latest Quotes

Confidence is key,

Sometimes, you need to look like you are confident,

even when you are not.

- Vanessa Hudgens

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Diamond words by Bil Gates:

When u have money in hand, only u 4get who are u..

& When u have no money in ur hand, the whole world 4get who u are..

Thats life !

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New Story SMS

New Story SMS

A Heart Touching Love Story

Ek 6 year k bacche ki dost sunami me mar gyi..

Wo daily samundar k kinare jata,

Lehre aati or uske kadmo ko bhiga jati,

Ladka rota or kehta tu kitne bhi pav chu le..

Main kabhi tmhe maaf nahi karunga…!!

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Latest Story SMS

Latest Story SMS

Ye 1 darawni kahani hai,

kamjor dil wale ise na pade..!!

Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha aadmi hath me 1kitab bechne ke liye khda tha,

1 aadmi aaya aur usne vo kitab 3000/- mein kharid li

Budhe aadmi ne kitab de ke kaha:

Jab tk koi musibat na aye kitab ka LAST PAGE mat dekna.

Aadmi ne kitab puri pad li lekin

dar ke karan last page nahi khola.

1 din usse raha nahi gaya

aur last page khol ke dekh hi liya aur sadme se mar gya..

last page par likha tha..

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MRP-Rs 15/- only!

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Story SMS

Story SMS

Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko

ek plane mein bithaya gaya..

Fir announce kiya gaya ki

“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI”

Sab profesrs utar gaye…

Par principal baithe rahe

Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?

Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.

Ye start hi nahi hoga!! :mrgreen:

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New Sorry SMS

New Sorry SMS

Ek Real Such

Mafi mangne ka matlb ye nahi hota ki ap galat he

aur

dusra Sahi

iska matlab ye hota he ki aap us rishte ki kadar kerte he.

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SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY

Dont get confused, Aray Baba SORRY means:

S->Some,

O->One Is,

R->Really,

R->Remembering

Y->You

Have A wonderful day

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Sorry SMS

Sorry SMS

Strange Fact:

Bahut aasan hai kisi ko hurt karna aur kehna:

SORRY

But

Bahut muskil hota hai khud hurt hoke kehna:

I AM FINE

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People say that..

“No Sorry and No Thanks

In Friendship or in A Relationship..!!”

But reality is:

These 2 words actually save the relations..!!

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Cool Smile SMS

Cool Smile SMS

Smile in ease

smile in pain

smile when trouble

pore like rain

smile whn someone hert ur fellings

smiles you know are very hailng

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6 rules to be HAPPY:

Free your heart from hatred,

Free your mind from worries,

Live simply,

Expect less,

Give more &

Always have ME as UR FRIEND

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Spicy Smile SMS

Spicy Smile SMS

Smile a while,

While u smile,

smile another smile,

soon there will be miles,

and miles of smiles is just u smile,

i hope ur day is full of smiles..

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Suna hai keh ap ki 1 smile par Log martay hain,

So keep smilling….

To reduce …Population :)

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Smiling is infectious,

you catch it like the flu.

when someone smiled at me today,

I started smiling too.

I passed around the corner,

and someone saw my grin.

when he smiled I realized.

I”d passed it on to him!

I thought about that smile,

then I realized it”s worth.

a single smile just like mine,

could travel round the Earth

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Heart Can Skip Beats 4 a While

Memories can be kept in a file

A desert can replace the Nile

But…

NOthing can stop a smile

when ur name appears on my mobile.

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After a shower of rain,

a piece of luminous sunshine decorates

the earth wonderfully…

One drop of dew on the grass and a

foggy morning gives 2urge 2live…

But a illusive smile frm

u increase vitality of someone…

So keep smiling..

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Today I Gave some 1 ur cell no.

She will be visiting u soon.

plz attend her properly.

I asked to stay with you

forever. Her name is SMILE…

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Let me guess what U R doing…

Reading book?

Na Na!

Listining Music?

Uhu!

Watching TV?

Nah!

Caught U!

Missing me and reading my SMS na.!!

Oh now U R smiling.

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Smile is a lnguage of Luv.

Smile is a way to get success,

Smile is to win the hearts.

Smile improves ur personality.

Brush daily.

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U know what is the largest word in english language.

“SmileS” bcoz there is mile between two “S”.

(S mile S). So spread smiles everywhere

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It’s better to stay away from girls.

Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life,

remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life

Tasty Smile SMS

Tasty Smile SMS

Let me guess what U R doing…

Reading book?

Na Na!

Listining Music?

Uhu!

Watching TV?

Nah!

Caught U!

Missing me and reading my SMS na.!!

Oh now U R smiling.

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Smile is a lnguage of Luv.

Smile is a way to get success,

Smile is to win the hearts.

Smile improves ur personality.

Brush daily.

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Crazy Smile SMS

Crazy Smile SMS

S:Sets u free

M:Makes u special

I:Increases ur face value

L:Lifts up ur spirits

E:Erases all ur tensions

So Keep smiling.

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7 rules to be happy.

1) Never hate

2) Don’t worry

3) Live simple

4) Expect a little

5) Give a lot

6) Always smile

7) keep in touch with Me. :)

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Funny Smile SMS

Funny Smile SMS

There is always a reason for everything:

A reason to Live

A reason to die

A reason to cry

But if u can’t find a reason to smile

Can I be the reason for a while :)

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SMILE- Richness of ur face

LOVE- Richness of ur heart

HAPPY- Richness of ur mind

FRIENDSHIP- Richness of ur life

Be happy, smile always

GOODNIGHT

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Colourful Smile SMS

Colourful Smile SMS

May u have enough happiness to make u sweet..

enough trials to make u strong..

enough sorrow to keep u human..

enough hope to make u happy..

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A sensible quote:

STYLE, is wat is to be shown to strangers..

If itz showed to dear 1s,

it bcums “ATTITUDE”.

Aaya smajh me….!! :)

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Sweet Smile SMS

Sweet Smile SMS

A Little tune can make u sing,

A Little hug can make u feel better,

Some little things can make u happy,

Hope My Little DISTURBANCE will make U SMILE :D

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ONE thing i have learnt from LIFE is that

getting “UPSET” will not help,

Always Get “UP” & “SET” ur GOALS &

things will become easier…!!

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Beautiful Smile SMS

Beautiful Smile SMS

Jab 5sec KI MUSKAAN SE photo ACCHI AA SAKTI HAI.

toh

Hamesha muskarane se zindgi acchi kyon nhi ho sakati hai?

SO KEEP SMILING :)

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A Butterfly lives only 14 days.

But still it flies Joyfully

Capturing many Hearts..

Each moment in Life is Precious.

Be Happy & Keep Winning

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Lovely Smile SMS

Lovely Smile SMS

Mango, Orange, Banana & Apple

Which is sweet?

Socho

nahi pata

Are baba ye sab sweet nahi fruits hai

SWEET to TUM Ho

Oye hoye smile to dekho!

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Awesome lines:

Live well & happily in this world..

Its the best revenge to those who have hurt u & avoided u in ur life. :)

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Loving Smile SMS

Loving Smile SMS

The Best Medicine in The World

Without any Side Effect is a

**SMILING FACE**

I Pray That This Medicine Stays

Always With U…!!

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Every heart has a pain.

Only the way of expression is different.

Some hide it in eyes while.

Some hide in their smile.

THAT’S life

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Best Smile SMS

Best Smile SMS

May God break the front teeth of all ur secret enemies…

So that U will recognize them when they give a fake smile at u!

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Always smile

Do U know Why??

Bcoz Haso! Jiyo!

Muskurao! Khush raho!

Kya Pata!!

Kal

?

?

Aage ke do DAAT ho na ho!!

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Latest Smile SMS

Latest Smile SMS

Rahat bhi Apno se milti hai,

Chahat bhi Apno se milti hai,

Apno se kabhi roothna nahi,

Kyun ki MUSKURAHAT bhi sirf apno se hi milti hai.

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We think there is endless time to live,

But we never know which moment is last,

So share care

Love and celebrate every moment of LIFE.

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New Smile SMS

New Smile SMS

I never worry about who wish me when I win or i am happy..

But

I just see who holds my hand when I lost everything in my life.

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Biggest truth:

You can calculate everything, even the speed of light

but

Cant calculate the hate of the people behind their smile.

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Smile SMS

Smile SMS

Hasi ke nagme gaate raho,

waqt nikal kar muskurate raho,

jindgi kab deti hai mauka baar-baar,

mauka dhundo aur khil khilate raho.

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If u wait for happy moments,

u will wait forever.

But if u start believing that u r happy,

u will b happy forever.

Thats life.

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New Bengali SMS

New Bengali SMS

February Amar Bhai ar,

February Amar Maayer,

Eakusay February…

Ami ki Volita Pa…ri!!!

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Na jena na suna kokhono,

Diyo nako mon.

Valo kore aage take jane nao,

Sa kamon doron.

Aabeg ta komia aalap ta jomia

aage jena nao tar vator goron..

Pore dio Mon!

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Latest Bengali SMS

Latest Bengali SMS

Hridoy khula shopa dilam turi chorona,

Eccha hole aagla rakhis hridoy gohina

Aoniccha ta chura falis kuno ek dustbina!!

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Kao Kao Gonta Khanek Kore,

Kao Abar 3/4 Gontao Kore,

Kao Kao to Sara Rat Doray Kore….Ki ?…Ki Abar ….

MOBILE CHARGE!!

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Bengali SMS

Bengali SMS

Ai Mon chai sudu tomai Valobasi,

Ai Mon chai sudu tomar kacha Aasi,

Ai Mon chai tumar mukher akto Hasi,

Ai Mon chai sudu thakte tumar Pasapasi!

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Eccha golo Akas cholo,Vaslo meghar sari,

Khusir jhora tepantore hridoy dilo pari,

Moner maje setar baje khusita mon saje,

Eidar din huq Rongin ai kamonate…EID MUBARAK

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Cool Shayari

Cool Shayari

FAN Changed To “AC”

RADIO Changed To “TV”

CASSETTE To “CD”

LOVER To “WIFE”

BUT

“FRIENDS” saale kitne bhi Kaminey ho,

There is No option… ;)

They will never b replaced…

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Nice Shayari

Nice Shayari

Kash Pyar ka insurance ho jata,

Payr karne se phle premium bharwaya jata,

Payr main wafa mili to theek,

Warna BEWAFFAO pejo kharcha hota uska claim to mil jata ;)

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Kamyabi ka Funda

Apni zindgi me koi kaam karne se pehle

Humesha kisi ladki se mashwara lena

Aur

Wo jo mashwara de

Uska ulta karna

Kamyab rahoge

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Spicy Shayari

Spicy Shayari

GARMI me kulfi ka maja aata hai,

THANDI me coffee ka maja aata hai,

Hum Waterfall ki tarah SMS karte hai,

Aapka reply Muncipalty ke Pani ki tarah aata hai

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Jidhr dekho ishq ke bimar baithe hai,

Hazaro mar gaye lakho taiyar bethe hai,

Barbad hote hai ladkiyo ke pichhe,

Or kahte hai hum berozgar bethe hai.

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Fantastic Shayari

Fantastic Shayari

Mere dost tum bhi likha karo shayari,

Tumhara bhi meri tarah naam ho jayega,

Jab tum par bhi padenge aaloo or tamatar,

To shaam ki sabji ka intejam ho jayega

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Zeharili Shayari:

Arz kiya hai

Insaan Insaan ko das riya hai

Wah Wah

Insaan Insaan ko das riya hai

Wah Wah

Aur saap kone me beth ke has riya hai..

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Fun Shayari

Fun Shayari

Most Embarrassing situation:

Husband sitting in a car with his Wife and a Callgirl comes to wife says:

Paise pehle le lena…. Baad mein ye aadmi natak karta hai!!

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Mam: Girls kya Phen Sakti hai..?

Student: Saree, Suit, Jeans aur Skirt

Mam: Good, Ab Batao Girls kya Nahi Phen Sakti..?

Student Sharmate huve Bola:

CONDOM

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Tasty Shayari

Tasty Shayari

FRIEND is Asian paints jo Duniya badal de.

GIRL FRIEND is Everest masala jo Taste mein best.

WIFE is Mosquito coil jo kone se dhund ke mare!

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When i was at school,

Someone stole my rough book…

now they cal it as

?

?

OXFORD DICTIONARY;-)

Crazy fans u know :-)

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Crazy Shayari

Crazy Shayari

Kehdo un parhne walon se,

Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,

Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,

Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay they,

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Mat kar mere dost hasino se mohabbat,

Wo aankho se waar karti hain,

Maine inhi aankho se dekha hai,

Ki wo kitno se pyaar karti hain!

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Colourful Shayari

Colourful Shayari

Na jane riste kaise kaise ho gaye,

Aaj hum apke liye aise waise ho gaye,

Agar ab bhi na aaye apke sms to,

Hum samjhenge k hum se pyare 50 paise ho gaye.

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Gazal By Indian AAM AADMI

Yeh Anna hazare be le lo

Yeh Lokpall be le lo

Bhale cheen lo Hum se Bipasha Basu

Magar Hum Ko Lauta do

Woh Kimti Purani

Woh Atta

Woh Gas

Woh Bijli

Woh Pani

Badi Meharbaani…!

Badi Meharbaani…!

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Sweet Shayari

Sweet Shayari

Milna bichadna sab kismat ka khel hai,

Kahi nafrat kahi dilo ka mel hai,

Bik jata hai har rishta dunia mein,

Sirf dosti hi..

NOT FOR SALE HAI

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Salook us ne mujh se kisi cigrete jesa kia,

Pehle jalaya phir piya,

Paaoun rakha bujha dia,

Bas talab thi us ko Meri kuch Waqt ke liye,

Pehle lagaya Honton se,

Aur phir Dhunwen me urha dia,

Apni Saansen kheench ke meri khushbu Khud me basa Li,

Aur

Meri jalti hoi raakh ko apni ungliyon se gira diya.

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Beautiful Shayari

Beautiful Shayari

Chicken aise pakao ke kaccha na ho

Wah wah

Chicken aise pakao k kaccha na ho..

Aur

Mohabbat aise nibhao k baccha na ho!

WaWa WaWa WaWa.

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Phone ke rishte bhi kitne ajib hote hai,

Balance rakh ke bhi log garib hote hai,

Msgs karne ki taqlif hoti nahi unse,

Khud muft msg padne ke kitne shoukin hote hai.

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Lovely Shayari

Lovely Shayari

Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota.

Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota.

Aaj hamara bhi bank balance hota,

Agar DADA Aashiq na hota!

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Pyar kabhi na karna pardesi se,

Rote-Rote naina thak jayenge,

Pyar karna ho to karo hamesha padosi se,

Roz balcony se darshan to ho jayenge..

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Loving Shayari

Loving Shayari

Wo aaj bhi is garmi mein mar rahi hai.

e-dosto

Jo maine use ek baar keh diya tha..

Tum is sweater mein katrina kaif lag rahi ho.

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Arz kya hai:

Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,

ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi,

aur

phool khilne se pahle bakri kha gayi.

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Best Shayari

Best Shayari

Rainbow mein colour hota hai violet

wah wah!!

wah wah!!

Rainbow mein colour hota hai violet

Mam may i go to toilet.

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Teri dosti mein diwane ho gaye,

Tujhe apna banate-banate khud se begane ho gaye,

Pukar le pyar se ek baar mere dost,

Murgae ki aawaz sun ke zamane ho gaye.

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New Shayari

New Shayari

Phone mat kiya karo Dear,

Mom hoti hai near,

Papa se lagta hai fear

Baat bhi hoti nahi clear,

Isliye SMS karo Dear,

Witout fear & very clear..

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Dosti agar buri hai to hone mat do,

Ho gai to use khone mat do,

Aur agar dost ho sabse pyara to

us dost ko chain ki neend sone mat do. :D

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Jokes

Jokes

TV reporter ne ek zakhmi se pucha,

Jab bomb gira to kya wo zorse gira?

Zakhmi (Gusse se): Nahi,

Qo rengta hua mere paas aaya

aur sharma ke bola: Dhadamm..!!

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Main to yuhin pani ko

Gour se dekh raha tha..

DOSTO

Itne mein ek machli nikal kar boli

Kamine tere ghar me,

MAA-BEHAN nahi hai kya.

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Cute Jokes

Cute Jokes

Munna: Ae Circuit ye Dr. log opration se pehle

patient ko behosh kyun karte hai?

Circuit: Bhai! Bole to patient opration sikh gaya

to Dr. Logo ki to wat lag jayegi na.

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1 admi ka gala kharab tha woh raat 3 baje Dr. ke ghar gaya.

Dard ke waja se bahut ahista se pucha Dr. hain?

Uski biwi usse bhi aahista se boli

Nahi hai aajao. ;-)

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Cool Jokes

Cool Jokes

Teacher: Shaadi ke waqt

DULHE ko akele ghode par kyu bithaya jata hai..?

Student: Last warning di jati hai ki.

Abhi bhi waqt he

“Bhaag Jaa”

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In hell group of people enjoying so much,

GOD: these people r enjoying in hell also why?

Yamaraj: they are friends,

these idiots can adjust anywhere!!!

Deducted to all my friends.

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Nice Jokes

Nice Jokes

Pati ke marne ke bad patni ne akhbaar mein add diya..

Antim sanskar mein jo bhi aaye uske liye dhanyavad.

from:

Kajal,

Age 26

Gora rang,

36 24 36,

Bachche nahi hai

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Toofani Raat.

Girl: Come on dear get in to my umbrella.

Boy: Its ok sister thanx &

runs away..

Moral: Moral woral kuch nahi.

Ladki k paon ulte the..

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Spicy Jokes

Spicy Jokes

Im not feeling well..

Husband: Ohhoo I was thinking to go for a dinner!!

Wife: I was joking dear..

Husband: Me too,

Chal uth rotti bana shabas.

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Maths teacher asked JOHNY:

If u have 12 chocolate and u give 5 to DONA,

3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then what will u get?

JOHNY replied: Sir! 3 new girl friends.

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Fantastic Jokes

Fantastic Jokes

Ek aurat saheli se: Mujhe bachcha nahi ho raha!

Saheli: Tumhara pati namard hoga..?

Aurat: Mera Pati kya,

mujhe to tumhara pati bhi namard hi lagta hai.

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Santa: CHADDI lelo CHADDI..

Girl: Tumhe sharm nhi aati, kya gande shabd bol rahe ho, koi dusre naam se kehte

.

.

.

Santa: OK!

POND ke KHOL lelo, POND ke KHOL!

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Crazy Ascii SMS

Crazy Ascii SMS

. ‘ 12 ‘ .

9 !/ 3

‘ . 6 . ‘

. ‘ 12 ‘ .

9 !_ 3

‘ . 6 . ‘

. ‘ 12 ‘ .

9 _! 3

‘ . 6 . ‘

still awake?

Time to sleep,

GOOD NITE

+

SLEEP TIGHT

+

SWEET DREAMZ!!!

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o,,,o /),/)

( ‘ ; ‘ ) ( ‘ ; ‘ )

(,,)–(,,)(,,)–(,,)

U’n me forever..

and ever and ever!

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Sweet Ascii SMS

Sweet Ascii SMS

(. .) 18 YEARS

).(

( * )

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( o o ) 25Y

) . (

( * )

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( O O ) 35 Y

) o (

( * )

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Come here,

take off ur pants+get on top of me.

Enjoy urself until u r fully statisfied.

Lovingly urs,

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“‘I____”TOILET”

-.t”"”"”)

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Tasty Ascii SMS

Tasty Ascii SMS

 its 4 You

.-??-.

@(.’_’.)@

() ,jj, ()

( )( ‘/. )( )

Chote se Bhagwan ji aapke liye jo aapka humesha khayaal rakhenge. :)

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(-_-) (-_-) (-_-)(-_-) (-_-)

Ye Sab Mujhe SMS Nahi Karte The.

Sabko GAJINI bana Dala.

Ab Soch lo, Baal Pyare Hai ?

Ya Balance ? :D

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Best Ascii SMS

Best Ascii SMS

GOOD MORNING

.--,!"""GOOD''""!

/ - ,! Morning  !

"-0-0""""""0'0""'

Apna "GOOD MORNING" Jaldi utaro

Truck already late hai abhi dusro ko bhi delivery deni hai

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|\(',')

|  '..(>

|   <|.

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.

.

.

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Kuch nahi..

bus aise hi khade hain..

Good Morning karne ke liye!

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New Ascii SMS

New Ascii SMS

 _,--(*)-=:___/|

(._0___:="'"""\|

  I:I:I

Aapka SMS lane ke liye apna private helicopter bheja hai.

itna kharcha kiya hai maine,

ab 2-4 msg to bhej do!

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Mubark ho sab se kam SMS karne par

Apko milta hai Ek khubsurat 1800cc

ka

Gadha

(./)

/.".) " --;";

 ,,/"( '    ' )

       //  //

Enjoy Drive...

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Latest Ascii SMS

Latest Ascii SMS

Good      ,\ ! /,

Mrng      _- O -_     

_.-^-._.-^-._ _.-^-._

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Feel the freshness & touch of morning sunrise.

~~Good Morning~~

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|  Complain |

|___ box ___|

Is box mein koi 1 complain likho,

jo aap ko hmesha se mujhse rahi ho,

Kuch bhi but sach likhna.

Reply now... plzzzz

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Ascii SMS

Ascii SMS

 ('.') Lo ji

<)'(> arz

_/'/_ kiya hai.

Dunia mein bahut

Dard-e-tanhai hai

\('',)/''wah

  \ \ wah

 _/ \_ wah

zalimo tum b msg kro meri kya muft ki kamai hai.

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(',')/\(',')

 <) )    ( (>

  _\\_  _//_

Ye DOSTI ham nahi todenge.

Koi hamari dosti ko todna chahe to.

Sale ko milkar fodenge.

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Latest Computer SMS

Latest Computer SMS

Q: why is the DBA so rich?

A: He creates and manages quite a lot of

FOREIGN KEY relationships

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Q: Wat did d CPU say to d input devices?

A: You fill up my senses…

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Computer SMS

Computer SMS

Girl: Which computer do u have?

Boy: I have a computer with intel core i7

processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram

& nvidia gtx 560 graphics card.

Boy: which computer do YOU have???

Girl: A PINK ONE !!

What to say now. :P

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Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.

Husband: Exactly darling!

its a computer, not a Husband..!!

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Latest Birthday SMS

Latest Birthday SMS

Apne dil ko tatolke apni baat keh do.

“Today is a day of celebration.

Why? xx years ago on the same day,

GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience.

Wishing my Friendly Inner Voice

a very happy b-day. Hugs & Kisses’

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I know its ur birthday 2day..

iam sure u’l give me treat in a big hotel..

so i shall talk to u in person there,

coz i dunno to xpress my feelings in SMS

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Beautiful Birthday SMS

Beautiful Birthday SMS

Friendship is about.

bringing out the positive when everything seems negative…

being accepted for who you are…

being able to pick up right where you left off…

sharing, talking, and laughing…

Friendship is about us, and for that I’m grateful.

And I hope you have the best birthday ever, friend!

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Kick off ur shoes,

take a break,

Crank the tunes,

Dance & Shake,

light the candles,

cut the cake .

Make ita a day,

that’s simply Great!!!

Happy B’Day….

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New Best Wishes SMS

New Best Wishes SMS

hey baby-girl how are you doing?

i just wanna say good luck

for your exam that you are taking,

i wish you can pass all you exams with a flying colour,

but want i wanna say is you have to keep your focus

on your study and nothing else,

there is nothing difficult

if you know your goal which you have set.

all the best babes and have a nice ending friday

……love you!!!!

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im wishing u a day which is

as bright as ur eyes and every one around

you 2B AS generous as your heart.

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