Computer SMS

Computer SMS

Girl: Which computer do u have?

Boy: I have a computer with intel core i7

processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram

& nvidia gtx 560 graphics card.

Boy: which computer do YOU have???

Girl: A PINK ONE !!

What to say now. :P

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Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.

Husband: Exactly darling!

its a computer, not a Husband..!!

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Dear Computer User,

I Do Appreciate Your Kind Attitude Towards

The Keys 0f Keyboard,

But

0ne question…

Why Do You Press All Keys Softly n Hit Me

With All Your Power?

Yours sincerely,

‘ENTER’ Key!

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Dil agar CPU hota to aapki sabhi yadon ko SAVE Kar sakte,

Dimag mein agar PRINTER hota to khayallo ka PRINT OUT nikal lete,

Dhadkan mein agar PEN DRIVE hoti to zindagi ka BACKUP lete,

Mann mein jo BLUETOOTH hota to baton ko TRANSFER kar lete,

Ankhon mein jo WEBCAM hota to tasvir ko RECEIVE kar lete,

Kash Zindagi bhi ek COMPUTER hoti to use bhi RESTART ker lete,

Kaaash aisa hota?

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Teacher Gave Him Punishment

To Write 5000 Times

“I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class…”

And Submit It Tomorrow….

Next Day, He Submitted The Paper Written

#Include

Void Main( )

{

Clrscr( );Int N;

For( N=1 ; N<=5000 ; N++ )

Printf(“I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class”); Getch( ); }

Be A Programmer… Think Differently

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Girl setting password with Boy-Friend sitting beside her

She types “BRAIN” as password

Boy-Friend fell off his chair Laughing Bcoz

Laptop replied: TOO SMALL

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GODS are also I.T. Engineers

BRAHMA

System installer

VISNU

System supporter

SHIV

System Programmer

NAARAD

Data transfer

YAM

Deleter

MENKA

Virus!

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FUNNY JOKE

Google maybe the most powerful search engine

but,

it can’t search

.

.

.

.

the chappals u lost at the temple :D

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Hansi ko INBOX

Anso ko OUTBOX

Gusay ko HOLD

Muskan ko SENT

Help ko OK

Dil ko VIBRAT kro

Phr dekho zindgi ki RING TONE

kesi pyari mehsos hogi.

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Sir: Wo Teen Words Batao Jo Subse Jyada Bole Jate Hain ?

STUDENT: Mujhe Nahi Pata….

Sir: Shaabash Beta, Baith Jao..!