Showing posts with label SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label SMS. Show all posts

Colourful Punjabi SMS

Colourful Punjabi SMS


Tu sohni main mahiwal tera,
Tenu ishqe de wall sikhavan main,
Aa vekh mere ishq di intehan,
Tenu patt da mass khavavan main Bikram Varya
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dil di kashti koi nai dob sakda pavain tofan aan es
wasste aende te sawar hon to pehlan achi tarahan
soch lao!!! angle eyes
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Cute Punjabi SMS

Cute Punjabi SMS


Charkha mera rangla vich sohne diya mekha,
Ve mei tenu yaad karra jad charkhe val vekha Kuljit Sidhu
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Kash Rabb ne mainu Kitaab banaya hunda,
Jisnu Padan layi Rajni tainu banaya hunda,
Jad kitaab pad de pad de Tu so jaandi,
Isi bahane Tu sannu galle te lagaundi..
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Cool Punjabi SMS

Cool Punjabi SMS

E Zindagi di chahat da silsila hai
koi mil gaya te koi Vichhar gaya,
Jinna nu Mangaya si Duwawaan che
O Kisi hor nu Bina mange mil gaya
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Jina Chahunde haan per Zindagi r
Jina Chahunde haan per Zindagi raas nahi aundi,
Marna chahunde haan per Maut sadde pass nahi aundi,
Bahut Udaas haan asin is Zindagi ton…….
Rajni Teri Yaad vi te Tadpaon ton baaz nahi aundi
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Nice Punjabi SMS

Nice Punjabi SMS



Kagaz de fulan vich sughand nahi hundi
Lehraan to bina samundar vich tarang nahi hundi
Bina akhian de kise da didaar nahi hunda
La ke shartaan kise naal pyaar nahi hunda
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Aaj dil di kehen nu jee karda hai
Tere dil vich rehen nu jee karda hai
Khushiyaan deke tere gham sehen nu jee karda hai
Rabb jaane saada ki rishta
Tainu bas apna kehen nu jee karda hai…………
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Spicy Punjabi SMS

Spicy Punjabi SMS


Teri doori ch, Ik majboori ch,
Ik zindagi adhoori ch,
Roshni di Ik kiran jhalki disdi hai,
O YAARA tu jithon lang jaave,
Uthon di ta mithi v vikdi hai
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Khushboo teri yaari di saanu mehka jaandi hai,
teri har ik kitti hoyi gal saanu behka jaandi hai,
saah taan bahut der lagaande ne aun -jaan vich,
har saah ton pehle teri yaad aa jaandi hai.
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Fantastic Punjabi SMS

Fantastic Punjabi SMS


Sohniye tu Sohni vaang sohni ta badi ae,
par kade us vaang kache garre(matke) te vi tarri ae,
oh ta dariya wich dub marri yaar khatir,
saade layi das tu kade kande te vi khadi ae!!
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Fer ki hoyeya je tu hatha te mehndi la layi
Hun assi vi Sehra sajavange,
saanu pata si ki tu saadi kismat ch nahi,
hun teri choti bhen fasavange!!!
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Tasty Punjabi SMS

Tasty Punjabi SMS

Santa: Dr.saab tusi ta kende c svere game khedn nal sehat thik rehndi hai per mainu ta koi farq ni paya?
Dctr: Tusi keri game khedi c?
Snta: Mobile te sap wali
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Pehla Chithi de badle Taar Aunda c,
ik Bulave te Mera Yaar Aunda c,
hun Padke Delet Karde ne Mere Mesage nu,
Kadi Harr Message da Jawab aunda c !!
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Crazy Punjabi SMS

Crazy Punjabi SMS

Meri kisi gal te naraj na hovi,
Akhian nu hanjua nal na dhovi,
Mildi a khushi tenu hasde dekh ke
Sanu maut v aa jave ta v na rovi…
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Mashoor Gayak: Pappu Suppliyan Wala
pesh karde ne …
Students de dardan nu byaan kardi album

“DARD DEGREE DE”

Tracklist:
1. Naukari 1500 wali
2. College ch koi vi kudi na (Sad Song)
3. Chalo Chaliye canteen mittro
4. Saanu mann Student hon da
5. Internal rok layi yaaran di
6. Chautha peg laa ke professor kutt ta,
7. DEGREE 6 saalan di
8. Mittran ne TOP karna (Comedy song)
9. Parchi faddi gayi mittran di (Extremely sad version)
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Funny Punjabi SMS

Funny Punjabi SMS


Ena Roop da mann na ker kudhiye
ki saddi chamdhi tere naal di nahi.
ki hoya je dhii tu amira di hai
putter asi v kise kangal de nahi.
niit hasna khedna kam sadda bande
asi v bure vichhar de nahi.
ki hoya je mukh mordh ke lang gayi hai
pukha main v tere pyar da nahi..!!!
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Kityey ishq na ho jaawe dil darda rainda aey par,
Tainu milne nu dil marda rainda aey je,
Dissey na mukhra tera aukhi raat langauni ni..

Tere darshan bade jaruri na te fir nind na auni ni.
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Best Punjabi SMS

Best Punjabi SMS


Sheesha tutte tad tad hove, pathar tutte te agg laave,
Taara tutte asmaan d hiq cho, ik zakham jeha kar jaave,
Par eh chandraa dil jado v tuttya, ede tuttya awaaz naa aaave..!!
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Pehli waar sanu takeya tu
Dil sada luteya tu
Sanu ve tu maar na denvi
Mein ke hai
Pehli waar sanu takeya tu
Dil sada luteya tu
Sanu ve tu maar na denvi…!!
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Latest Punjabi SMS

Latest Punjabi SMS


Bachpan di oh ameeri pata nahi kithe kho gyi,,
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Jado paani ch saade v jahaaj challeya karde si!!
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Boy to girl: badal grje to teri yaad aaundi e,
sawan de auan te teri yaad aaundi e, barish de aauan te..
Girl: oh hello mainu pta mai teri chattari vapas deni e..
avein kutte khani kathon kri janda ain!!
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New Punjabi SMS

New Punjabi SMS


Teri ek muskraahat pe assin apni jaan diya karde haa,
Har aahat teri assin pehchaan liya karde haa,
Sanu Inna tan Nhi pta par lok keha karde ne,
ke neend vich vii assin tera naam liya krde haan.
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Husband: tera viah to pehla koi BF! c?
Wife khamosh rehndi hai..
Husband: main is khamoshi nu ki samjha?
Wife: moya sabar rakh ginn ta lain de!!
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Punjabi SMS

Punjabi SMS

Duniya de dite zakhma nu ta,
Hass hass ke mein seh lungi,
Je tu mukh mod liya sajjna,
Das tere bin bal kidan jinda reh lungi,
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Hun kaale kaale badalan vich chand labhda,
goongiyan hawaan diyan awajaa sunda,
yaaro aase passe wasda e yaar mera,
dikhda ni ohdi khushbooan sunghda.
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New Story SMS

New Story SMS


A Heart Touching Love Story
Ek 6 year k bacche ki dost sunami me mar gyi..
Wo daily samundar k kinare jata,
Lehre aati or uske kadmo ko bhiga jati,
Ladka rota or kehta tu kitne bhi pav chu le..
Main kabhi tmhe maaf nahi karunga…!!
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Latest Story SMS

Latest Story SMS


Ye 1 darawni kahani hai,
kamjor dil wale ise na pade..!!

Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha aadmi hath me 1kitab bechne ke liye khda tha,
1 aadmi aaya aur usne vo kitab 3000/- mein kharid li

Budhe aadmi ne kitab de ke kaha:
Jab tk koi musibat na aye kitab ka LAST PAGE mat dekna.

Aadmi ne kitab puri pad li lekin
dar ke karan last page nahi khola.

1 din usse raha nahi gaya
aur last page khol ke dekh hi liya aur sadme se mar gya..

last page par likha tha..

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MRP-Rs 15/- only!
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Story SMS

Story SMS


Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..

Fir announce kiya gaya ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI”

Sab profesrs utar gaye…
Par principal baithe rahe

Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?

Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.

Ye start hi nahi hoga!! :mrgreen:
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New Sorry SMS

New Sorry SMS

Ek Real Such
Mafi mangne ka matlb ye nahi hota ki ap galat he
aur
dusra Sahi
iska matlab ye hota he ki aap us rishte ki kadar kerte he.
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SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY
Dont get confused, Aray Baba SORRY means:
S->Some,
O->One Is,
R->Really,
R->Remembering
Y->You
Have A wonderful day
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Sorry SMS

Sorry SMS

Strange Fact:
Bahut aasan hai kisi ko hurt karna aur kehna:
SORRY
But
Bahut muskil hota hai khud hurt hoke kehna:
I AM FINE
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People say that..
“No Sorry and No Thanks
In Friendship or in A Relationship..!!”

But reality is:
These 2 words actually save the relations..!!
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Cool Smile SMS

Cool Smile SMS


Smile in ease
smile in pain
smile when trouble
pore like rain
smile whn someone hert ur fellings
smiles you know are very hailng
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6 rules to be HAPPY:
Free your heart from hatred,
Free your mind from worries,
Live simply,
Expect less,
Give more &
Always have ME as UR FRIEND
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Spicy Smile SMS

Spicy Smile SMS

Smile a while,
While u smile,
smile another smile,
soon there will be miles,
and miles of smiles is just u smile,
i hope ur day is full of smiles..
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Suna hai keh ap ki 1 smile par Log martay hain,
So keep smilling….
To reduce …Population :)
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Smiling is infectious,
you catch it like the flu.
when someone smiled at me today,
I started smiling too.
I passed around the corner,
and someone saw my grin.
when he smiled I realized.
I”d passed it on to him!
I thought about that smile,
then I realized it”s worth.
a single smile just like mine,
could travel round the Earth
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Heart Can Skip Beats 4 a While
Memories can be kept in a file
A desert can replace the Nile
But…
NOthing can stop a smile
when ur name appears on my mobile.
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After a shower of rain,
a piece of luminous sunshine decorates
the earth wonderfully…
One drop of dew on the grass and a
foggy morning gives 2urge 2live…
But a illusive smile frm
u increase vitality of someone…
So keep smiling..
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Today I Gave some 1 ur cell no.
She will be visiting u soon.
plz attend her properly.
I asked to stay with you
forever. Her name is SMILE…
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Let me guess what U R doing…
Reading book?
Na Na!
Listining Music?
Uhu!
Watching TV?
Nah!
Caught U!
Missing me and reading my SMS na.!!
Oh now U R smiling.
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Smile is a lnguage of Luv.
Smile is a way to get success,
Smile is to win the hearts.
Smile improves ur personality.
Brush daily.
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U know what is the largest word in english language.
“SmileS” bcoz there is mile between two “S”.
(S mile S). So spread smiles everywhere
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It’s better to stay away from girls.
Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life,
remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life