Cool Jokes

Cool Jokes

Teacher: Shaadi ke waqt

DULHE ko akele ghode par kyu bithaya jata hai..?

Student: Last warning di jati hai ki.

Abhi bhi waqt he

“Bhaag Jaa”

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In hell group of people enjoying so much,

GOD: these people r enjoying in hell also why?

Yamaraj: they are friends,

these idiots can adjust anywhere!!!

Deducted to all my friends.

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Lady Teacher: Soch aur wahem mein kya fark hai?

Student: Aap mast item hai ye hamari soch hai,

Aur hum abhi bacche hai ye aap ka weham hai.

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Boy: Wow..

You look so perfect

with incredible body

and flower like skin.

What do you use?

Girl: Adobe Photoshop!

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Wife: Tumhe pyar karna nahi aata

Husband: To kya ye bacche internet se Download kiye hai?

Wife: Nahi ye to tumahare dost ke PEN DRIVE se liye hai!

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Bacha: Aunty is bar to aap ka larka hi hoga.

Aunty: Tumhe kese pata chala.

Bacha: Aap ki phatti hui shalwar se muje us ki moonchein nazar aa rahi hain.

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1 ladka apne tote se bola

mithu jlebi khaega..

Tota: apne bap ko khila sale

pehle mirchi khila khila ke ulcer kar diya

ab kya diabities karvaega.

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Boy ladki ke saamne pant utarkar bola:

kya tumhare paas aisa hai?

Girl panti utarkar boli:

jinke paas aisi hoti hai unke paas inki koi kami nahi hoti.

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Old Lady: Yamaraj ji

Mujhe waqt se pehle kyun utha liya?

Yamaraj: Budhiya dimaag math chaat..

March mein closing hai,

Target pura karna hai..!!

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Govt school kar bachhe kisi ko ghaseet kar school le ja rahe the,

Ye dekh kar 1 Aadmi bola:

Jane do Beta,

Ye Khud School aa jayega

Bachhe: Ye bachha nahi master ji hai!