Fantastic Jokes

Fantastic Jokes

Ek aurat saheli se: Mujhe bachcha nahi ho raha!

Saheli: Tumhara pati namard hoga..?

Aurat: Mera Pati kya,

mujhe to tumhara pati bhi namard hi lagta hai.

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Santa: CHADDI lelo CHADDI..

Girl: Tumhe sharm nhi aati, kya gande shabd bol rahe ho, koi dusre naam se kehte

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Santa: OK!

POND ke KHOL lelo, POND ke KHOL!

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Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha

Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola-

Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau.

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Teacher: 1 Din aisa ayega jab prithvi pe pani nahi rahega,

Sab jeev nasht hojaynge

prithvi tabaah hojaygi.

Santa: madamji, us din tution ana hai kya?

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Santa: Dettol sabun hai?

Dukandaar: Hai,

Santa: Accha wala?

Dukndar: Ha

Santa: Acchi quality ka hai na?

Dukndr: Ha

Santa: Hath dhokar 1 Kilo aatta dedo.

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1 marij ankh operation ke bad fees bachane ke liye bola:

Kuch nahi dikh raha..

Dr. ne nurse ke kapde utar die

Dr.: Ab dikha?

Marij: No

Dr.: Mad*rchod fir L*nd kaise khada hua.

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1 Ladke ne 1 Ladki se uska naam pucha

Ladki ne kaha mera naam Note mein likha hai.

Usme likha tha:

07/09/2001

Msg expert ho to ladki ka naam batao!!!

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Teacher: Wo kaunsi raat hai jo agar na hoti to aaj hindustan khush haal hota.?

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Student: Sir sharad pawar ki maa ki suhagraat.

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In exam hall a girl to santa:

Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.

SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola:

“The”

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Cute answer when a girl asked her ex-boyfriend:

Girl: Do u still love me?

Boy: Pyar ka to pata nahi,

lekin mere dost aaj bhi mujhe teri kasam dete hain..!!