Latest Story SMS
Ye 1 darawni kahani hai,
kamjor dil wale ise na pade..!!
Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha aadmi hath me 1kitab bechne ke liye khda tha,
1 aadmi aaya aur usne vo kitab 3000/- mein kharid li
Budhe aadmi ne kitab de ke kaha:
Jab tk koi musibat na aye kitab ka LAST PAGE mat dekna.
Aadmi ne kitab puri pad li lekin
dar ke karan last page nahi khola.
1 din usse raha nahi gaya
aur last page khol ke dekh hi liya aur sadme se mar gya..
last page par likha tha..
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MRP-Rs 15/- only!
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Boy and a girl loved each other but their parents refused for their marriage.
They decided to go for court marriage.
When the girl had to sign, she saw a poster hanging on the wall which forced Her to change her decision.
The poster had a picture of a baby girl and the caption written under it was,
“ISI LIYE BETI PAIDA KARNE SE DARTA THA”
This small caption had a big meaning.
So never ditch ur parents bcoz if u can’t be faithful to ur parents who loved u, cared for u, brought u up for so many yrs, how can u be faithful to the man who has just been with u for a few months or yrs.
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Chhoti si love story..!!
Ek dada aur dadi ne
Apni jawani ke dino ko fir se yaad kar ke manane ka socha,
Un hone faisla kiya ke hum phir darya kinare milenge
Dada subha jaldi uth kar tayyar ho ke
gulab le kar phoche par dadi nahi aayi..
Dada gusse me ghar pahoch,
tum aayi nahi, main intzar karta raha thmara
Dadi ne sharma kar kaha
maa ne jane nahi diya..!!
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A girl loves her boy very much & asked him to marry her:
Boy: No sorry, Im marrying someone else..
Girl: Oh, I wish u very best of luck and stay happy,
I will move on.
Boy: No pls be my friend,
I need u..
Girl: That’s the problem u need me,
but u don’t want me..
Im sorry i cant be ur friend anymore.
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A Touchy Love Story..
A boy was tired of girlfriend’s msgs which always said: i love u, i miss u..
One night he received a msg from her but didn’t read it, insted he slept
Next day he got a call from his girlfriend’s mom who said:
that her daughter had a car accident & died last night.
He then read the msg in which it was written:
Dear plz come in front of your house, i met with an accident & its my last wish to see u plz.
Friends never ignore anything in life.
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Touching story:
A boy and girl want for a walk.
While walking, boy hits his leg to a stone and starts bleeding.
He looks at her hoping that she would tear her dupata and wrap it around his leg.
She looks in his eyes and says..
“Soch bhi mat! Designer suit hai..!”
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A little kid walks into a city bus and sits-right behind the driver and starts yelling,
“If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.”
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with,
“If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.”
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yellsat the kid,
“What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!”
The kid smiles and says, “I would be a bus driver!”
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Once a young boy entered a Salon then the Barber whispered
“Just look this is the worlds most dumbest kid” and then he takes a dollar bill in his left hand and two quater in his Right hand and asks the boy “whic do u want”?
Then the boy pics the quaters and runs out to buy ice cream then the Barber telS the customer “see i told u hez dumb” after a little while the customer leaves and the Barber asks the Boy “Realy why did u pick the quaters”?
Because if i select the dollar i wont get to eat ice creams every day and the game will be over
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Larrki: Ammi main shadi nahi karun gi or
agar zabardasti tum ny meri shadi ki to ghar sy bhag jaun gi
maa rote huwy boli beti mai ne bhag k
tere abba k sath shadi ki
teri khala or behen ny b bhag k shadi ki
tera bhai nokrani k sath
or
tera chacha dhoban k sath bahag gya
teri phopho sabzi waly k sath
or
couzin doodh waly k sath bhag gai
tera bap 2 bar parrosan k sath bhag chuka hai
ab tu b bhag jaye gi to..
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Hamari kya izzat reh jaye gi
kuch khayal kar.
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SECRETS
2 boys were talking and the one said to other, There is an easy way to get what you want
The other boy said: How?
The boy replied: Tell people you know their Secret.
The boy jumps up and runs to his dad and said “I know your Secret
The dad Replies: Please dont tell your mom here is $10.
The boy then runs to his mom “I know your Secret”
Mom: Please dont tell ur Dad here is $15.
The boy then decided to try it on the Mail man “I know your Secret”
The mail man opened his arms and said: Come give ur dad a Big Hug
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