Cute Jokes

Cute Jokes

Munna: Ae Circuit ye Dr. log opration se pehle

patient ko behosh kyun karte hai?

Circuit: Bhai! Bole to patient opration sikh gaya

to Dr. Logo ki to wat lag jayegi na.

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1 admi ka gala kharab tha woh raat 3 baje Dr. ke ghar gaya.

Dard ke waja se bahut ahista se pucha Dr. hain?

Uski biwi usse bhi aahista se boli

Nahi hai aajao. ;-)

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Santa ke bete ka acident ho gaya

Dr: Aapke bete k pair katne padenge..

Santa ne apna sir pakda.

Dr: Kya hua

Santa: Kal hi nalayak ko chapal dilai thi.

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Girl: Whats ur name.

Boy: Black Lion.

Girl: Ru joking?

Boy: No it means kalo singh and ur name.

Girl: Soft underwear.

Boy: Ru joking?

Girl: No it means komal chadda.

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Wife: Aaj koi aisi baat kaho,

ki main khush bhi ho jaau aur naraz bhi ho jaau

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Husband: Tum meri zindgi ho,

aur Lanat hai aisi zindgi par.

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Interviewer: Just imagine, you are in 8th floor,

It caught fire, How will you escape?

Santa: Its very simple,

I will stop my imagination..!!

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Gabbar: Thakur ye mobile hum ko de de!!

Thakur: Dekh yaar hath-pair ka mazak thik hai,

Mobile se mazak nahi..

Facebook chalu hai aur basanti online. ;)

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Boy1: Titanic dekh kar kya sikha?

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Boy2: Sikha kuch nahi,

abhi tak soch ra hu

ki aise mast mauke par bhi koi

painting kaise kar sakta hai.

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Boy ask a Girl: Vidai ke time ladki kyu roti hai..??

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Girl: Agar tujhe pata chale ki ghar se dur le ja ke koi

tujhe bartan manjvayega to tu kya nachega.

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Girl: Mein tmhare liye aag pe chal sakti hu

angaro se naha sakti hu.

Boy: Kya tum mujhe abhi milne aa sakti ho.

Girl: Pagal hai kya dhoop dekhi hai kitni tez hai.