Funny Punjabi SMS

Funny Punjabi SMS

Ena Roop da mann na ker kudhiye

ki saddi chamdhi tere naal di nahi.

ki hoya je dhii tu amira di hai

putter asi v kise kangal de nahi.

niit hasna khedna kam sadda bande

asi v bure vichhar de nahi.

ki hoya je mukh mordh ke lang gayi hai

pukha main v tere pyar da nahi..!!!

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Kityey ishq na ho jaawe dil darda rainda aey par,

Tainu milne nu dil marda rainda aey je,

Dissey na mukhra tera aukhi raat langauni ni..

Tere darshan bade jaruri na te fir nind na auni ni.

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Ik aurat ne anna hazare nu pucheya..

Baapu eh tu roj roj anshan te qu baith jana aa..??

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Anna hazare:- kya karu oh ladies..

Main hu aadat se majboor..

Ha ha

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kise doctor kol ishq de rog da illaz

mumkin nahi hae isda illaz ta srf

Mummy di chappal to bina aaram hi nahi aounda :D

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Mai apne dil kolo pucheya..

Dila dass mai os kudi nu ena pyaar kyun karda haan..??

Ta mera Dil kehnda…

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Kanjjra mera kam ta khoon

supply krna aa.. Mainu tere pyar pyur naal koi

vaasta nai.. Aiwe sir na khaya kr meraa..

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Best sms of 1827

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Bas Pagal ho jande ho sms pura padn lai..

Ha Ha Ha

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Jeende rahe tan milage lakh wari..

Mar gaye tan dilo bhulavi na..

Je rabb dur tere ton menu le gya..

O meto aya nahio jana bhulavi naa.

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Unj os to vakh hovan di sanu bhora aas ni c..

Jado koi us bare puchda taan kehna penda ki..

koi khass ni c..!!

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Beautiful Phrase from Guru Granth Sahib:

Teri Kismat da Likha Tere to Koi Le Nai sakda,

Je Usdi Mehar ho Jaave te Tenu o v Mil jayega jo Tera ho Nai sakda.

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Hanju sadi takdir,

Asi hanjua de wich rul jana.!

Asi umaran tak tuhanu yaad rakhna,

Tusi sanu holi holi pul jana..!!