Nice Jokes
Pati ke marne ke bad patni ne akhbaar mein add diya..
Antim sanskar mein jo bhi aaye uske liye dhanyavad.
from:
Kajal,
Age 26
Gora rang,
36 24 36,
Bachche nahi hai
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Toofani Raat.
Girl: Come on dear get in to my umbrella.
Boy: Its ok sister thanx &
runs away..
Moral: Moral woral kuch nahi.
Ladki k paon ulte the..
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A man to doctor:
Is there any medicine for long life..?
Doctor: Get married..!!
Man: Will it help ?
Doctor: No, but it will avoid such thoughts!!
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Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit?
Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu
Munna: Kyun!
Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na.
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Boy: Duniya bhulai meine tere liye,
Jannate sajai meine tere liye,
par tune kya kiya mere liye..
Girl: Munnii
badnaam hui Darling tere liye.
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Car se takra kar Kabutar behosh ho gaya,
Admi use ghar le gaya Pinjre mein rakha Kabutar ko hosh aaya aur
bola:
AILA SALA JAIL HO GAI
Wo CAR wala mar gaya kya?
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Husband to wife,
na kajre ki dhar,
na motiyo ki haar,
na koi kiya singar,
fir bi itni sundr ho..
Wife: Saaf-saaf bolo
make up ke liye paise nahi dunga.
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Ladka: I LOVE U
Ladki: Sorry main kisi aur se pyar karti hu.
Ladka udas ho gya fir achanak bhagne laga aur
Bola..
Teri mammi ko Btaunga.
Ladki: Ruk ja kamine I LOVE U TO.
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New style of break up:
A boy gifted a diwali rocket to GF.
GF: What the hell is this?
Boy: u wanted stars na now sit on dis n get lost!
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Ek SINDHI haath mein blade se cut maar raha tha.
Wife: Kya kr rahe ho.
Sindhi dettol ki sheeshi foot gyi hai,
aise hi thodi waste hone denge.
La teri bhi ungli kaat du.
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