Crazy Punjabi SMS

Crazy Punjabi SMS

Meri kisi gal te naraj na hovi,

Akhian nu hanjua nal na dhovi,

Mildi a khushi tenu hasde dekh ke

Sanu maut v aa jave ta v na rovi…

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T-Series Presents

Mashoor Gayak: Pappu Suppliyan Wala

pesh karde ne …

Students de dardan nu byaan kardi album

“DARD DEGREE DE”

Tracklist:

1. Naukari 1500 wali

2. College ch koi vi kudi na (Sad Song)

3. Chalo Chaliye canteen mittro

4. Saanu mann Student hon da

5. Internal rok layi yaaran di

6. Chautha peg laa ke professor kutt ta,

7. DEGREE 6 saalan di

8. Mittran ne TOP karna (Comedy song)

9. Parchi faddi gayi mittran di (Extremely sad version)

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Skoda di car hove,

AK 47 hathyar hove,

Naal baithi soni mutyar hove,

Dekh ke kudi bhi kave,

Sunny varga sada bhi yaar hove

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kehndi

tainu darr nai lagda,

veer mere

velly ne

mai keha kamliye,

“shreefa de assi 22 aa

te…

vellyian de assi jawaai aa”

burrrrrrraaaaaa..

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Pind vich ghumde kutte te

facbook te mili kuri da koi bharosa nahi

Kuri kado chad de te..

Kutta kado vadh de :\

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Na lod chann di,

Na lod taarian di,

Na lod kise mashook di,

Na lod sajna pyarian di,

Ik tere jeha veer hove,

Manji Thok diange saaria di.

Burrraaaahh

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Tutak Tutak tutiya dahi jmalo,

J garmi lag rahi hai tan cooler chlalo,

J bore ho rahe ho tan mera number mila lo,

J msg changa ni lgya tan!!

Mobile nu agg la lo :D

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1 kuri da boyfriend singer hunda he

Kudi- main tere bache di maa banan wali han.

Munda- sadi jaan te bani e tera haasa ho gya asi hath v ni laya tere kaka ho gya

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l—-l-

l       ‘.o

l       /l\   Faansi

l        JL

_l_

Aah v tere vangu sms ni karda c,

TANG TA….Hun ki salah ae?

Jaan pyari aa ya balance..?

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OHDI yaad jad v Dil Sade nu toh jaandi,

Sadi akh OHDI yaad vich fer ik wari ro jaandi

Asi jaagde rehne aa raat nu,

eh kaali raat v haar ke so jandi.