Cool Shayari

Cool Shayari

FAN Changed To “AC”

RADIO Changed To “TV”

CASSETTE To “CD”

LOVER To “WIFE”

BUT

“FRIENDS” saale kitne bhi Kaminey ho,

There is No option… ;)

They will never b replaced…

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Nice Shayari

Nice Shayari

Kash Pyar ka insurance ho jata,

Payr karne se phle premium bharwaya jata,

Payr main wafa mili to theek,

Warna BEWAFFAO pejo kharcha hota uska claim to mil jata ;)

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Kamyabi ka Funda

Apni zindgi me koi kaam karne se pehle

Humesha kisi ladki se mashwara lena

Aur

Wo jo mashwara de

Uska ulta karna

Kamyab rahoge

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Spicy Shayari

Spicy Shayari

GARMI me kulfi ka maja aata hai,

THANDI me coffee ka maja aata hai,

Hum Waterfall ki tarah SMS karte hai,

Aapka reply Muncipalty ke Pani ki tarah aata hai

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Jidhr dekho ishq ke bimar baithe hai,

Hazaro mar gaye lakho taiyar bethe hai,

Barbad hote hai ladkiyo ke pichhe,

Or kahte hai hum berozgar bethe hai.

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Fantastic Shayari

Fantastic Shayari

Mere dost tum bhi likha karo shayari,

Tumhara bhi meri tarah naam ho jayega,

Jab tum par bhi padenge aaloo or tamatar,

To shaam ki sabji ka intejam ho jayega

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Zeharili Shayari:

Arz kiya hai

Insaan Insaan ko das riya hai

Wah Wah

Insaan Insaan ko das riya hai

Wah Wah

Aur saap kone me beth ke has riya hai..

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Fun Shayari

Fun Shayari

Most Embarrassing situation:

Husband sitting in a car with his Wife and a Callgirl comes to wife says:

Paise pehle le lena…. Baad mein ye aadmi natak karta hai!!

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Mam: Girls kya Phen Sakti hai..?

Student: Saree, Suit, Jeans aur Skirt

Mam: Good, Ab Batao Girls kya Nahi Phen Sakti..?

Student Sharmate huve Bola:

CONDOM

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Tasty Shayari

Tasty Shayari

FRIEND is Asian paints jo Duniya badal de.

GIRL FRIEND is Everest masala jo Taste mein best.

WIFE is Mosquito coil jo kone se dhund ke mare!

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When i was at school,

Someone stole my rough book…

now they cal it as

?

?

OXFORD DICTIONARY;-)

Crazy fans u know :-)

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Crazy Shayari

Crazy Shayari

Kehdo un parhne walon se,

Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,

Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,

Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay they,

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Mat kar mere dost hasino se mohabbat,

Wo aankho se waar karti hain,

Maine inhi aankho se dekha hai,

Ki wo kitno se pyaar karti hain!

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Colourful Shayari

Colourful Shayari

Na jane riste kaise kaise ho gaye,

Aaj hum apke liye aise waise ho gaye,

Agar ab bhi na aaye apke sms to,

Hum samjhenge k hum se pyare 50 paise ho gaye.

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Gazal By Indian AAM AADMI

Yeh Anna hazare be le lo

Yeh Lokpall be le lo

Bhale cheen lo Hum se Bipasha Basu

Magar Hum Ko Lauta do

Woh Kimti Purani

Woh Atta

Woh Gas

Woh Bijli

Woh Pani

Badi Meharbaani…!

Badi Meharbaani…!

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Sweet Shayari

Sweet Shayari

Milna bichadna sab kismat ka khel hai,

Kahi nafrat kahi dilo ka mel hai,

Bik jata hai har rishta dunia mein,

Sirf dosti hi..

NOT FOR SALE HAI

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Salook us ne mujh se kisi cigrete jesa kia,

Pehle jalaya phir piya,

Paaoun rakha bujha dia,

Bas talab thi us ko Meri kuch Waqt ke liye,

Pehle lagaya Honton se,

Aur phir Dhunwen me urha dia,

Apni Saansen kheench ke meri khushbu Khud me basa Li,

Aur

Meri jalti hoi raakh ko apni ungliyon se gira diya.

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Beautiful Shayari

Beautiful Shayari

Chicken aise pakao ke kaccha na ho

Wah wah

Chicken aise pakao k kaccha na ho..

Aur

Mohabbat aise nibhao k baccha na ho!

WaWa WaWa WaWa.

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Phone ke rishte bhi kitne ajib hote hai,

Balance rakh ke bhi log garib hote hai,

Msgs karne ki taqlif hoti nahi unse,

Khud muft msg padne ke kitne shoukin hote hai.

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Lovely Shayari

Lovely Shayari

Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota.

Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota.

Aaj hamara bhi bank balance hota,

Agar DADA Aashiq na hota!

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Pyar kabhi na karna pardesi se,

Rote-Rote naina thak jayenge,

Pyar karna ho to karo hamesha padosi se,

Roz balcony se darshan to ho jayenge..

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Loving Shayari

Loving Shayari

Wo aaj bhi is garmi mein mar rahi hai.

e-dosto

Jo maine use ek baar keh diya tha..

Tum is sweater mein katrina kaif lag rahi ho.

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Arz kya hai:

Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,

ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi,

aur

phool khilne se pahle bakri kha gayi.

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Best Shayari

Best Shayari

Rainbow mein colour hota hai violet

wah wah!!

wah wah!!

Rainbow mein colour hota hai violet

Mam may i go to toilet.

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Teri dosti mein diwane ho gaye,

Tujhe apna banate-banate khud se begane ho gaye,

Pukar le pyar se ek baar mere dost,

Murgae ki aawaz sun ke zamane ho gaye.

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New Shayari

New Shayari

Phone mat kiya karo Dear,

Mom hoti hai near,

Papa se lagta hai fear

Baat bhi hoti nahi clear,

Isliye SMS karo Dear,

Witout fear & very clear..

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Dosti agar buri hai to hone mat do,

Ho gai to use khone mat do,

Aur agar dost ho sabse pyara to

us dost ko chain ki neend sone mat do. :D

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Latest Shayari

Latest Shayari

Na jane wo hmse kya chhupati thi,

Kuch tha uske hotho pe,

Mgar na jane kyu shrmati thi,

jab muh khulwaya to pta chala,

Saali kutti R.M.D. Khati thi.

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Aapke jaisa dost khone nahi denge,

apko humse alag hone nahi denge,

Roz sms kiya kro warna Aakhon mein

mirchi dal denge aur dhone bhi nahi denge.

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Funny Shayari

Funny Shayari

Cid ne sony se naata jod liya,

Cid ne sony se naata jod liya..

Jis room me mana raha,

tha abivjit suhagraat,

Daya ne uska darwaza v tod diya..

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India is nation and Dadar is station,

wha wha

India is nation and& dadar is station,

Do not fall in love, First complete your Education..!!

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