Colourful Shayari

Colourful Shayari

Na jane riste kaise kaise ho gaye,

Aaj hum apke liye aise waise ho gaye,

Agar ab bhi na aaye apke sms to,

Hum samjhenge k hum se pyare 50 paise ho gaye.

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Gazal By Indian AAM AADMI

Yeh Anna hazare be le lo

Yeh Lokpall be le lo

Bhale cheen lo Hum se Bipasha Basu

Magar Hum Ko Lauta do

Woh Kimti Purani

Woh Atta

Woh Gas

Woh Bijli

Woh Pani

Badi Meharbaani…!

Badi Meharbaani…!

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Door se dekha toh ek sher tha..

Door se dekha toh ek sher tha..

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isliye paas gaya hii nahi ..!!

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Kaun kehta hai.. Ladki hasi means Fasi??

Arz kiya hai..

Muskurana to har Ladki ki Ada hai

Wah-wah !

Use jo Mohabbat Samjhe wo Sabse Bada Gadha hai.

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Funny Shayaris

1. Teri adaon pe jaaun wari-wari..

DIal 139 for Railway Inquiry..

2. Na jine ki aarzoo na marne ka Khauf..

the no. u r trying is currently switched off..

3. Apne gamon ko dil me daba lo..

Naya Godrej Hair dye, Kato gholo aur laga lo..

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Har tarf padhai ki moh maya hai,

Kitabo mein jivaan kisne paya hai,

Hum to jate hai ladkiya dekhne aur madam kehti thi,

Ladka itni thandd mein bhi padhne aya hai.

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Ek Class Men Girls Aur Boys

Ka Shair O Shayri Ka Mukabla Tha

Girls: Hum Tumhai Hara ke Dikhayen ge..

Boys: Hum Haar Gaye.. Jaldi Dikhao..

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Hasrat-e-deedar ki khatir uski gali mein

mobile recharge ki dukaan khol li ..

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Par yaha to Roz hi 1 naya shakhs

uske no. pe recharge karwa jata hai!!

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Haar se pehle mai umeed kyu chhodu..!

Wah Wah

Haar se pehle mai umeed kyu chhodu..!

Daya bola..

“Payment sabko milti hai,

Darwaza hamesha mai hi kyu Todu”

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Kyun kisi ki yaadon mein roya jaye,

Kyub kisi ke khayalo mein khoya jaye,

Mera to yakeen hai,

Bahar mausam bahut kharab hai,

Kyun na razai tankar soya jaye.

Na jane riste kaise kaise ho gaye,

Aaj hum apke liye aise waise ho gaye,

Agar ab bhi na aaye apke sms to,

Hum samjhenge k hum se pyare 50 paise ho gaye.

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Gazal By Indian AAM AADMI

Yeh Anna hazare be le lo

Yeh Lokpall be le lo

Bhale cheen lo Hum se Bipasha Basu

Magar Hum Ko Lauta do

Woh Kimti Purani

Woh Atta

Woh Gas

Woh Bijli

Woh Pani

Badi Meharbaani…!

Badi Meharbaani…!

------------------------------------------

Door se dekha toh ek sher tha..

Door se dekha toh ek sher tha..

.

.

.

.

.

isliye paas gaya hii nahi ..!!

-----------------------------------------

Kaun kehta hai.. Ladki hasi means Fasi??

Arz kiya hai..

Muskurana to har Ladki ki Ada hai

Wah-wah !

Use jo Mohabbat Samjhe wo Sabse Bada Gadha hai.

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Funny Shayaris

1. Teri adaon pe jaaun wari-wari..

DIal 139 for Railway Inquiry..

2. Na jine ki aarzoo na marne ka Khauf..

the no. u r trying is currently switched off..

3. Apne gamon ko dil me daba lo..

Naya Godrej Hair dye, Kato gholo aur laga lo..

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Har tarf padhai ki moh maya hai,

Kitabo mein jivaan kisne paya hai,

Hum to jate hai ladkiya dekhne aur madam kehti thi,

Ladka itni thandd mein bhi padhne aya hai.

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Ek Class Men Girls Aur Boys

Ka Shair O Shayri Ka Mukabla Tha

Girls: Hum Tumhai Hara ke Dikhayen ge..

Boys: Hum Haar Gaye.. Jaldi Dikhao..

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Hasrat-e-deedar ki khatir uski gali mein

mobile recharge ki dukaan khol li ..

.

.

.

.

Par yaha to Roz hi 1 naya shakhs

uske no. pe recharge karwa jata hai!!

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Haar se pehle mai umeed kyu chhodu..!

Wah Wah

Haar se pehle mai umeed kyu chhodu..!

Daya bola..

“Payment sabko milti hai,

Darwaza hamesha mai hi kyu Todu”

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Kyun kisi ki yaadon mein roya jaye,

Kyub kisi ke khayalo mein khoya jaye,

Mera to yakeen hai,

Bahar mausam bahut kharab hai,

Kyun na razai tankar soya jaye.