Tasty Shayari

Tasty Shayari

FRIEND is Asian paints jo Duniya badal de.

GIRL FRIEND is Everest masala jo Taste mein best.

WIFE is Mosquito coil jo kone se dhund ke mare!

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When i was at school,

Someone stole my rough book…

now they cal it as

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OXFORD DICTIONARY;-)

Crazy fans u know :-)

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Wo meri kismat meri takdeer ho gaye,

Wo meri kismat meri takdeer ho gaye,

Hamne unki yaad mein khat itne likhe ki,

Ki

Wo khato ko bechkar hi ameer ho gaye.

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Dil ki aag ko ansuo se bujha dena,

Ayegi kisi ki yad to hans k bhula dena.

Hamse achha koi dost mile to,

Saale ko laat maar ke bhaga dena.

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Khali jagah mein HAA ya NAHI bharo

1:____main insan nahi, Janwar hu.

2:____main hi pagal hu.

3:____mere dimag ka koi ilaj nahi

4:____mujhe pagalkhane hi jana hai.

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Arz kiya hai:

Pata nahi wo kaise chain ki nind so jate hai galib…

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Humain to her karwat per lulli set karni padti hai…

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Ae hasina tune apni adaon se mere dil me jagh pai hai,

Aur mera pyar thukrakar dil ko chot bhi pahuchai hai,

Ye sunke bura na mano dosto,

Dil me ab bhi bahut sari jagah khali hai.

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Superiority of Women:

What is the next thing that guys do after winning an argument with their girlfriends/wifes..??

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Apologies…!!

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Life long Truth:

Before marriage.. we think..

We want something like WIFE.

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After Marriage..

We think..

We want something different from WIFE.

That’s the Tragedy of LIFE!

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Dhoka mila jab pyar mein,

Zindagi mein udasi cha gayi,

Socha tha AAG LAGA denge is duniya ko,

to Kambhakt colony mein dusri aa gai!!