Crazy Shayari

Crazy Shayari

Kehdo un parhne walon se,

Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,

Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,

Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay they,

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Mat kar mere dost hasino se mohabbat,

Wo aankho se waar karti hain,

Maine inhi aankho se dekha hai,

Ki wo kitno se pyaar karti hain!

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Khwaish dil se jatayi nahi jati,

Dosto ki yaad yuhi bhulayi nahi jati,

Chalo Hum hi SMS ker dete hai.

Hamare Dosto se to ye taqleef uthai nahi jati.

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Nazar mili jab wo akeli thi,

Dosti hui tab sath saheli thi,

Pyar hua to vo paheli thi,

2sre ke sath bhag gai tab pata chala..

Wo us area ki CHIKNI CHAMELI thi.

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Dil ke arman aansuo mein bah gaye..

Hum gali me the gali mein hi reh gaye..

Light chali gayi thi… to

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Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unsi mummy se keh gaye!

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Mood mood kar na dekh mujhe..

Yun hanste hanste..

Mere dost he bade hoshiyaar,

Keh denge BHABHI ji namaste.

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Pagal hai wo log jo pyar mein kisi ko miss karte hain,

Karna hai to macharoun ko miss karo..

Jo jaan hateli par rakhkar aap ko kiss karte hain!

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Phool girte hai jab aap aate ho..

Phool girte hai jab aap aate ho..

Aji zara dekh ke chala karo janu..

Kyo mere gamlo se takrate ho.

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Kanjusi ke sare record tod dete ho,

Bhikhari ka bhi rukh mod dete ho,

Mahan hai aapki kanjusi..

Jo toilet ke lote mein bhi pani chhod dete ho!

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Likho to paigam kuch aise likhna

ke qalam bhi rone par majboor ho jaaye

har lafz me wo dard bhar do..

ke padne wala disprin kha ke so jaaye