Fun Shayari

Fun Shayari

Most Embarrassing situation:

Husband sitting in a car with his Wife and a Callgirl comes to wife says:

Paise pehle le lena…. Baad mein ye aadmi natak karta hai!!

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Mam: Girls kya Phen Sakti hai..?

Student: Saree, Suit, Jeans aur Skirt

Mam: Good, Ab Batao Girls kya Nahi Phen Sakti..?

Student Sharmate huve Bola:

CONDOM

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1 kavi kangaali se tang aa kar daaka daalne bank gaya aur kaha:

Arz hai,

Takdeer me jo hai wahi Milega..

Hands Up bhosdiwalo koi apni Jagah se nahi hilega

Cashier se-

Apne kuch khwab apni ankho se nikal do,

MAA ki chut jo kuch bhi tumhare pas ho wo is bag me dal do..

bahut koshish krta hu teri yaad bhulane ki,

bhenchod koi koshish na kre police ko bulane ki.

Jate hue arj hai-

Bhula de mujhe kya jata hai tera,

Main goli mar dunga bhen k lodo jisne picha kia mera.

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Dil denge kisi ek ko,

Sirf ek ko

Wah Wah

Dil denge kisi ek ko,

Sirf ek ko

Lekin jab tak woh ek na mile..

LINE marte rahenge har ek ko

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Muhhobat ki hakikat se hum khub vakif the..

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Bus yun hi zara shauk hua ki zindagi barbaad kar ke dekhein! :D

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Arz kiya hai….

Zindgi ne diye hai bade dhokhe..

gaur kare

Zindgi ne diye hai bade dhokhe..

Chalo koi baat nahi

Its ok, Its ok, Its ok

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Mangi thi dua maine rab se,

dena kuch aisa jo alag ho sab se,

rab ne mila diya humko apse aur kaha

bas yahi cartoon different hai sab se

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Roz logo se aapke pange honge,

Roz aapke ghar dange honge,

Agar mujhe sms nai kiya to yaad rakhna,

Aapke 12 bacche honge,

Aur

Sare ke sare lafange honge

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Raah chalte chutiya banate hai dost,

Pepsi bol ke daru pilate hai dost,

Girl friend bol ke randiyon se milate hai dost,

Kitne bhi kamine ho per yaad bahut aate hai dost

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Ghar se Bahar wo Nakab me Nikli,

Saari gali unki firak me Nikli,

Inkar karte the wo Hamari MOHABBAT se,

Aur Hamari hi Tasvir unki BRA se nikli :D