Spicy Shayari

Spicy Shayari

GARMI me kulfi ka maja aata hai,

THANDI me coffee ka maja aata hai,

Hum Waterfall ki tarah SMS karte hai,

Aapka reply Muncipalty ke Pani ki tarah aata hai

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Jidhr dekho ishq ke bimar baithe hai,

Hazaro mar gaye lakho taiyar bethe hai,

Barbad hote hai ladkiyo ke pichhe,

Or kahte hai hum berozgar bethe hai.

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Humko pata he aap bahut “Buzzy” hai.

Jyada nahi par thode “Krazzy” hai

Mana ki milna bahut muskil hai

Par mobile se “SMS” karna to “Eazzy” hai!!

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Mene pucha chand se

Dejha he khin mere yaar sa HASEEN?

Chand ne kaha

1 to main tere baap ka naukar nahi

or dusri bat itni uppr se kuch dikhta bhi nahi

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Mere Ishq ki Bowling ne,

Uske Dil ka Wicket gira dia..

Par takdir to dekho

Uska Baap Umpire tha,

Meri Ball ko NoBall de ke

Free Hit bana dia..

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Umar kya kahu kafi nadan hai meri,

Sabko pyar dena pehchan hai meri,

Aapka dil zakhmo se bhara ho to humse milo,

Dilo ko repair kerne ki dukan hai meri..!

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Ghalib ne GF ko date per bulya wo late aayi,

Girl: m I late?

G: Falak pe chand sitaron ko nend arhi hai,

Dosri k time ho gya, tu ab rahi hai..!!

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Gaur farmaiyega

Waqt par aadat na badli to wo zarurat-e-life ban jaati hai,

Aur agar time pr girl friend na badli to wo kambakht WIFE ban jati hai

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E-dost unhe meri yaad dila de,

Hum unhe yaad karte hai ye bata de,

Wo sms na kre to pani barsa de,

Or us pani mai unka phone duba de

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Khate hai ke ishq mein neend udh jaati hai,

kehte hai ke ishq mein neend udh jaati hai,

koi humse bhi ishq kare,

kambakht neend bohot aati hai…