Loving Shayari

Loving Shayari

Wo aaj bhi is garmi mein mar rahi hai.

e-dosto

Jo maine use ek baar keh diya tha..

Tum is sweater mein katrina kaif lag rahi ho.

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Arz kya hai:

Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,

ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi,

aur

phool khilne se pahle bakri kha gayi.

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Ishq ne insaan ko kya se kya bana diya,

kisi ko kavi kisiko katil bana diya,

do phool ka bozh na utha sakti thi MUMTAZ,

aur SHAHJAHAN ne uspe TAZ MAHAL bana diya.

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Bahut sweet hai woh jise hum chahte hai,

Har pal khuda se usiko mangte hai,

Dil tarasta hai use Pane ko,

Kya Aap ka dil nahi karta..

DAIRY-MILK Khane ko?

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Ashiqko ka Dimag hota hai khali,

Tabhi milti nahi garwali,

Gulam ban ke fas jate hai,

Ishq ke jaal mein,

Our kehte hai Mene Ladki Patali.

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Musibat ka syrup ho tum,

Aafat ka Injection ho tum,

Tension ka capsule ho tum,

Par kya kare jhelna padta hai tumhe kyun ki..

Dosti ka OXYGEN ho tum

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Fida hu uski chaal pe,

Uske bolne ki taal pe,

Chahe tamacha lage gaal pe,

par

Bol deta hu sare jahan se..

Nazar mat daalna meri maal pe.

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SHAYARI OF A THIEF!

Mobile night plans ne to humein bhuka maar diya hai

Dosto

Jis ghar mein chori ke liye jao koi na koi aashiq jag raha hota hai!

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Umar kya kahu kaafi nadan hai meri,

Has ke milna pehchan hai meri,

Apka Dil zakhmo se bhara ho to mujhe fone kiziye,

DILO ko Repair karne ki dukaan hai meri..

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Zor se chali hawa udd gaye aap,

wah wah..

zor se chali hawa udd gaye aap,

phir..

phir kya

Ruk gayi hawa aur gir gaye aap.

Ha..Ha..Ha