Latest Shayari

Latest Shayari

Na jane wo hmse kya chhupati thi,

Kuch tha uske hotho pe,

Mgar na jane kyu shrmati thi,

jab muh khulwaya to pta chala,

Saali kutti R.M.D. Khati thi.

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Aapke jaisa dost khone nahi denge,

apko humse alag hone nahi denge,

Roz sms kiya kro warna Aakhon mein

mirchi dal denge aur dhone bhi nahi denge.

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Aapki bato pe dil haru

WAH! WAH!

Aapki surat pe jan waru

WAH! WAH!

Jis din nahi aata aap ka sms

dil karta hai aapko

patak-patak ke maru!

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Dhadkan dil ki ruk jati hai,

Sanse aksar tham jati hai,

Bahut buri halat hoti hai yaaro,

Jab

Girlfriend se shadi karne ki naubat aati hai..!!

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Call girl ke birthday par saheli ne sms kiya:

har adami tere nange badan pe barse,

tere jevan mein aaye itne customer,

ke tu pura sal bra-panty pehnne ko tarse.

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Na jaane kab koi taara toot jaaye,

Na jaane kab koi aansu aankh se chut jaaye,

Kuch pal hamare saath bhi has lo,

Na jaane kab tumhare daant toot jaaye..!!

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Teri khamoshi aur

udasi ki wajah hum samajh na sake ae dost,

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Wo to shaam ko teri mummy ne bataya

ke aaj teri chappal se pitai hui hai!! :D

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Yu to muhabbat ki haqeeqat se hum khoob waqif the,

Dosto..

Par pata nahi kyu unko dekha to,,

zara sa shauk hua Zindagi Barbaad karne ka..!!

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Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazar se,

Kasam khuda ki madhosh ho gaye hum,

Par jab pata chala nazar parmanant tirchi hai,

To wahi khade-khade behosh ho gaye hum.

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CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahi aati

Wah-Wah

CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati

Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aati!