Funny Shayari

Funny Shayari

Cid ne sony se naata jod liya,

Cid ne sony se naata jod liya..

Jis room me mana raha,

tha abivjit suhagraat,

Daya ne uska darwaza v tod diya..

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India is nation and Dadar is station,

wha wha

India is nation and& dadar is station,

Do not fall in love, First complete your Education..!!

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Har doori mitani padhti hai,

har baat btani padhti hai,

lagta hai dosto ke pass waqt hi nahi hai,

aaj kal

khud apni yaad dilaani padhti hai.

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Arz Hai..

Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..

Wah Wah..

Ershad-Ershad..

Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..

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Nangu pungu Ghumna Ho To, Aapki Marji! :P

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Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai.

Balance rakhkar bhi log garib hote hai

Khud to msg karte nahi hai,

Muft ke msg padhne ke kitne shauqin hote hai.

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Dost ruthe to rab ruthe,

fir ruthe to jag chhute,

agar fir ruthe dil tute,

aur agar fir ruthe?

nikal danda

maar sale ko jab tak danda na tute.

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Aapko humse kabhi khone nahi denge,

aapko mujh se alag hone nahi denge,

kabhi sms bhi kar dia kro warna,

aankh mein mirchi dal denge aur dhone bhi nahi denge.

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India ki reet-ladki agar apni marzi se patjaye to pyar,

agar dost pata de to uphar,

agar gharwale le aaye to sanskar,

aur agar khud pata kar ghar leaao to hahakar.

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Bhaiyo aur Only Bhaiyo,

Nind Nahi Aati Mujhe Tab Se,

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Mujhe Nind Nahi Aati Tab Se,

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5 Rupye Khoyehai Jab Se.. :-P

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Har barish mein yahi dua hai hamari ki

Barish ke jitne qatre zamin par gire,

Utni baar aap slip ho ke gire,

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Khushiyo ke samundar mein.