Fantastic Punjabi SMS

Fantastic Punjabi SMS


Sohniye tu Sohni vaang sohni ta badi ae,
par kade us vaang kache garre(matke) te vi tarri ae,
oh ta dariya wich dub marri yaar khatir,
saade layi das tu kade kande te vi khadi ae!!
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Fer ki hoyeya je tu hatha te mehndi la layi
Hun assi vi Sehra sajavange,
saanu pata si ki tu saadi kismat ch nahi,
hun teri choti bhen fasavange!!!
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Tasty Punjabi SMS

Tasty Punjabi SMS

Santa: Dr.saab tusi ta kende c svere game khedn nal sehat thik rehndi hai per mainu ta koi farq ni paya?
Dctr: Tusi keri game khedi c?
Snta: Mobile te sap wali
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Pehla Chithi de badle Taar Aunda c,
ik Bulave te Mera Yaar Aunda c,
hun Padke Delet Karde ne Mere Mesage nu,
Kadi Harr Message da Jawab aunda c !!
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Crazy Punjabi SMS

Crazy Punjabi SMS

Meri kisi gal te naraj na hovi,
Akhian nu hanjua nal na dhovi,
Mildi a khushi tenu hasde dekh ke
Sanu maut v aa jave ta v na rovi…
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Students de dardan nu byaan kardi album

“DARD DEGREE DE”

Tracklist:
1. Naukari 1500 wali
2. College ch koi vi kudi na (Sad Song)
3. Chalo Chaliye canteen mittro
4. Saanu mann Student hon da
5. Internal rok layi yaaran di
6. Chautha peg laa ke professor kutt ta,
7. DEGREE 6 saalan di
8. Mittran ne TOP karna (Comedy song)
9. Parchi faddi gayi mittran di (Extremely sad version)
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Funny Punjabi SMS

Funny Punjabi SMS


Ena Roop da mann na ker kudhiye
ki saddi chamdhi tere naal di nahi.
ki hoya je dhii tu amira di hai
putter asi v kise kangal de nahi.
niit hasna khedna kam sadda bande
asi v bure vichhar de nahi.
ki hoya je mukh mordh ke lang gayi hai
pukha main v tere pyar da nahi..!!!
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Kityey ishq na ho jaawe dil darda rainda aey par,
Tainu milne nu dil marda rainda aey je,
Dissey na mukhra tera aukhi raat langauni ni..

Tere darshan bade jaruri na te fir nind na auni ni.
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Best Punjabi SMS

Best Punjabi SMS


Sheesha tutte tad tad hove, pathar tutte te agg laave,
Taara tutte asmaan d hiq cho, ik zakham jeha kar jaave,
Par eh chandraa dil jado v tuttya, ede tuttya awaaz naa aaave..!!
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Pehli waar sanu takeya tu
Dil sada luteya tu
Sanu ve tu maar na denvi
Mein ke hai
Pehli waar sanu takeya tu
Dil sada luteya tu
Sanu ve tu maar na denvi…!!
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