Best Punjabi SMS

Best Punjabi SMS

Sheesha tutte tad tad hove, pathar tutte te agg laave,

Taara tutte asmaan d hiq cho, ik zakham jeha kar jaave,

Par eh chandraa dil jado v tuttya, ede tuttya awaaz naa aaave..!!

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Pehli waar sanu takeya tu

Dil sada luteya tu

Sanu ve tu maar na denvi

Mein ke hai

Pehli waar sanu takeya tu

Dil sada luteya tu

Sanu ve tu maar na denvi…!!

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Tuhanu pata ke sab ton aukha kam kehra aa?

Jado kitey koi serious gall ho rahi howe,

par

tuhada haasa nikal reha howe te,

tuhade kolo control naa ho reha howe!

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Zehar vekh ke pita ta ki pita,

Ishq soch ke kita ta ki kita,

Dil de ke je dil len di aas rakhi,

Eho jeha pyar kita te ki kita.

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Customer: eh bakra kine da hai?

Shopkeeper: 500 da.

Custmr: ena sasta?

Shopkeeper: paji eh China da aa.

Koi guarantee nahi te.. Koi ptani..

Ghar pahuch ke bhokan e lag jave!!

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Zindagi vich sirf uss insaan te

bharosa karo jo tuhade vich 3

Galla nu jaan sake

1. Tuhadi Muskurahat Piche DUKH

2. Gusse Piche PYAAR

Te

3. Chup rehan Piche VAJAH.

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Mere zindagi ch kyu tu aayi,

yaari kyu ni tu nibhayi,

Kiti sade naal bewafayi,

sanu de kuriyee jawaab,

dus de kedi galti,

sanu deriy ae sazaaaa,

Rovengi menu yaad karke,

rovengi menu yaad karke..!!

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eh gal v tu dillon kad de ki mai jeeona chad du,

chadhan vali cheej hoi tan tenu yaad karna chad du,

teri maa nu nooh ni labhni meri maa nu jawai bathere

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Ik osdi deed to bagir hor mang koi na,

Shone hor v ne sanu pasand koi na,

Roti bhawe kise dang mile na,

Osnu vheke bina lange sada dang koi na,

Ji kita russ ge ji kita bol pe,

A tan dosti nabhun da tang koi na,

Akho jindgi nu asi kuj den joge nhi,

Nale sadi v tan osde kolo mang koi na,

Dil todhn wale te koi case oh ske,

Dila hle tak essa parband koi na.

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Rab kare sade yaar muskraunde rehn,

sohnean nu tadpaunde rehn,

yaaran di mehfil lagaunde rehn,

kuddi na fsse tn koi gal ni,

custmer care naal hi kam chalunde rehn