Lovely Jokes

Lovely Jokes

Afridi: Tume hara nahi paaye phir bhi Semi final mein aa gaye. :)

Kohli: Ye toh wo hi baat hui Suhaagrat humne manayi aur Shaadi tum karne ja rahe ho.

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Nani (to a kid): Soja DIPLOMA soja!

Padosan: diploma kyo bulati ho isse?

Nani: Meri ladki College DIPLOMA lene gayi thi,

ye leke aa gayi..!! :D

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Mam: Agar me teri maa ban jauto tuje 2 din me sudhar du!

Golu: madam me abhi jake

apne bapu ko btata hu ki..

bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai. :p

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Teacher: Gaali kya hai?

Student: Krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh

Jinke uchcharan ke paschat Vyakti ke hriday Ko ShantiKa anubhv hota hai.

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Man: is there any medicine for long life?

Doctor: get married

man: will it help?

Doc: no, but it will avoid such thoughts

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Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.

Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya?

Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?

Santa: 3 mahine.

Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko?

Santa: 3 mahine.

Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua?

Santa: 3 mahine baad.

Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?

Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye!

time ka pata hi nahi laga? :D

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Bubbli got caught on date on Independence Day:

Major Santa:

What is this?

Bubbli:

Dad today is freedom day,

so let me do what I want.

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Science Teacher: Bachcho zinda rahne ke liye kya zaruri hai?

Student: itna bhi nahi pata mam?

Zinda rehne ke liye teri qasam..

ek mulaqat zaruri hai sanam.

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Teacher: Tumhare Papa Kya Karte Hai?

Mintu: Wo Sabke Such-Dukh Bantate Hai.

Teacher: Kya Matlab!

Mintu: Wo Postman Hai.

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Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur raha tha!

Wife romantic hokar:

Kuch karne ka irada hai kya?

Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola:

Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!!