New Story SMS

New Story SMS

A Heart Touching Love Story

Ek 6 year k bacche ki dost sunami me mar gyi..

Wo daily samundar k kinare jata,

Lehre aati or uske kadmo ko bhiga jati,

Ladka rota or kehta tu kitne bhi pav chu le..

Main kabhi tmhe maaf nahi karunga…!!

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1 sweet story:

1 ladke ne marne ke 3 minute pehle 2 msg kiye..

1 GF. Ko and 1 dost ko..

Mein ja raha hu reply fast..

1st reply GF ka aya:

tum kahan ja rahe ho, i m busy bad me milenge.

Ye sunkar use bahut dard hua..

2nd msg dost ka aya: abe kamine akele kaha ja raha hai ruk mein bi ata hu..

Ye padkar wo ladka muskuraya aur bola aaj phir pyar dosti se haar gaya.

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Bruno mars had a grenade and taio cruz had dynamite.

they both threw it at katy perry who exploded like a firework.

the bang was so loud the back eyed peas forgot what time it was while rihanna has memory loss and

running around saying whats my name.eminem looked around and said im not afraid.

then willow smith began to whip her hair which scared far east movement who began to fly like a g6.

then j-lo fell on the floor and nelly woke up and said it was only just a dream!

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Touching story:

Once there was a boy who loved a girl but that girl only hated him,boy asked the girl that he will change her hatred to love & he asked girl that he will stand in front of her house till next 100 days stroms n rains came but the boy didn’t move with the passage of days that girl started falling in love with him on 99th day the girl decided that she will say that she also loves him with the rise of sun of 100th day the girl went out but the boy wasn’t there she was worried then she found a paper on which it was written “Tere chakar mein teri padoswali set ho gai”

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Death came to a guy and said, “My frnd today is ur day”

Guy: “But Im not ready!”.

Then death said, “Well ur name is the next on my list”.

Guy: “Okay why don’t u take a seat and I will

get u something to eat before we go?”.

Then death said, “All right”

The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it,

death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.

The guy took the list & removed his name from top

of the list and put into the bottom of the list…

When death woke up he said to the guy,

“Because u have been so very nice to me,

I will start from the BOTTOM of the list”

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Two butterflies were in love.

1day they decided to play hide n seek, they fixed a flower & decided that, tomorrow 1 who will come first & sit on this flower will love the other more. At morning the female butterfly came very early &waited for the flower to open.

When it opened she was shocked to see that, the male butterfly had died inside it, b’coz he was waiting since last night to tell her…!!

“how much he loves her”

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There r 2 frnds,

namely see & saw.

1 Day see saw sea & saw didn’t see.

Sea see saw see & jumped in sea.

Saw didn’t see sea but jumped in sea.

See saw in sea n saw saw sea in sea.

See saw both saw sea n both saw n see were happy to see sea.

The END

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Fees maafi ke liye Application:

To

The Principal

High school

Sir,

Baat ye hui k mere Dad ne mujhe fees k liye 2000 rupe Diye the, 500 ki dosto k sath film dekh li, 500 ki drink ho gayi,

500 ka girlfrind ka recharge karwana pad gaya fir usko 250 ki coffee pilai, aur bache 250 english wali mam pe shart har gaya…

Mein samjhta tha ki unka sirf maths ke sir ke saath chakkar hai par unka to aapse bhi chakar nikla,

ab aapke paas 2 hi raste haia…

Ya to meri fees maaf ya aapka pardafaash..

Asha karta hun meri fees maaf ho jayegi…

Aapka pyara

Vidyarthi..

Chappal Chor Das :D

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Its a true story of IIT campus:

1 ladka 1 ladki se pyar karta tha per vo ladki uske pyar ko apna na saki kyoki vo janti thi ke vo dono kabhi mil na paynge kyoki us ladki ko CANCER tha,

Is bat se ladka bekhabar tha,

Kuch dino bad ladki nahi rahi,

Ladka use dhondta raha or yhi gate gate MAR gaya…

TUNE MERE JAANA, KABHI NAHE JAANA ISHQ MERA DARD MERA….

Jetey ji to vo mil n pye pr mar k mil gye…..

[THAT GUY IS ROHAN RATHOR AN IITIAN, GUWAHTI]

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Santa dabang dekh ker aaya,

School mei…

Sir: santa tumhare sare ans. galat hn,

marks de to kahan?

Santa: Kamal karte hai sirji, marks hi to mang rahe hai,chup chap de do warna thappad mar k b le sakte hai.

Sir: Badtamiz

kya bak rha hai?

Santa: Badtamiz se yaad aya sir, apke papa kaise hai?

Sir: nikal ja class se!

Santa: Chup chap se marks de do sir, warna ans sheet me itne chhed karunga, ki confuse ho jaoge ki marks kaha de aur zero kahan!!