Jokes

Jokes

TV reporter ne ek zakhmi se pucha,

Jab bomb gira to kya wo zorse gira?

Zakhmi (Gusse se): Nahi,

Qo rengta hua mere paas aaya

aur sharma ke bola: Dhadamm..!!

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Main to yuhin pani ko

Gour se dekh raha tha..

DOSTO

Itne mein ek machli nikal kar boli

Kamine tere ghar me,

MAA-BEHAN nahi hai kya.

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Wife: I am Pregnant.

Santa: Par main to england me tha

Wife: Aapki photo thi na

Santa: Ullu mat bana kamini photo to kamar tak hi thi..

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Wife on Mobile: kaha ho aap?

Pati: Tumhe wo jwellry shop yaad hai jaha tumhe 1 diamond ka set bahut pasand aya tha,

par mere pas paise nahi they.

aur maine wada kiya tha 1 din dilwaunga.

Wife: Khush hote huye.. Ha ha mjhe sab yaad hai.

Pati: Ha to usi shop ke baju wali shop pe baal katwa raha hu.

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Ek din devdas ne paaru ke ghar mein susu kar diya..

Paaru: Tuney kya kiya?

Devdas: Tere pyaar mey itna dukh mila ki aansu apna raasta bhul gaya..

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Teacher : Why are u late?

all ur classmates came to class on time.

Student : “Jhund me kutte ate hain sir.. sher to akela ata hai.”

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Girl: McDonald’s chale?

Boy: Spelling bolo to hi jayenge.

Girl: 1 kam karo KFC chalte hai.

Boy: KFC ka Fullform bolo

Girl: Rehne de kutte, samosa hi khila de. :’D

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952 boys heart attack se mar gaye

531 ne suicide kar Le

371 boys Behosh ho Gaye,

Reason: kisi Kamini ne afwa faila di ki “NEHA” ki shaadi ho gayi.

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Dadaji: Beta zara mere daant lana

Pota: Lekin abhi roti to paki nahi hai

Dadaji: Abe, Roti ko mar goli samne wali budiya smile de rahi hai.

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Hyderabadi Msg

Mom: Kaiku rora re?

Son: Teacher maari merku

Mom: Kaiku maari chudel ne

Son:Mai usku MURGI bola

Mon: Kaiku

Son: Kaiku boleto, har exam mein ANDA deri merku.