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Wife: khana kha liya?

Husband: khana kha liya?

Wife: batao na.

Husband: batao na.

Wife: meri naqal?

Husband: meri naqal?

Wife: "I Love U"

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Husband: Hna, khana kha liya... ;):D

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Dil Ko Sabse Zyada Dard

Kab Hota Hai,

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Jab Aap Mobile Charging Par Laga Kar

Jaye,

Aur 2 Ghanta Baad Aakar Dekha Ki

Switch Board

Par Button Off Tha ....

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Teacher: jo mere agle sawal ka

jawab dega, woh ghar ja sakta h..

Tabhi Rahul apna bag bahar fek

deta hai.

Teacher: woh bag kisne feka???

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Rahul: maine, aur ab mai gharja

raha hu...:-D:-D:-P

Teacher Shocked&Rahul Rocked ;-

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Pappu Ki Class Mein Ek Nayi

Teacher Aayi Aur Sab Bachon Se

Unke Naam Poochne Shuru Kar Diye,

Pappu Ki Baari Aayi To

Teacher Ne Poocha,

Teacher: “Beta, Aapka Naam Kya Hai?”

Pappu Zor-Zor Se Rone Laga,

Teacher Ne Poocha

Teacher: “Bache Aap Ro Kyun Rahe Ho?”

Pappu Rote Hue: “Meri Mummy

Mere Papa Ko Kutta Kehti Hai

Aur

Mere Papa Unko Billi, Mujhe Samajh

Nahi Aata Ki Main Pilla Hoon

Ya

Billa“ .=D

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Sitting on Last bench and

thinking:

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"yaar isko teacher kisne bana diya"..

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A young bride and groom-to-be had just selected the wedding ring.

As the girl admired the plain platinum and diamond band, she suddenly looked concerned.

"Tell me," she asked the elderly salesman, "is there anything special I'll have to do to take care of this ring?"

With a fatherly smile, the salesman said, "One of the best ways to protect a wedding ring is to dip it in dishwater three times a day."

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A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.

There was one problem. The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.

Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show, "Look, it's not the same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table," or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"

The magician was furious, but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the captain's parrot. Then the ship sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the parrot.

They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day and then another and then another.

Finally on the fourth day, the parrot could not hold back and said, "OK, I give up. Where's the ship?"

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Two Russian hunters meet.

"I shot a gigantic bear yesterday," says Ivan. "Look at the hide!"

"How do you find such huge bears?" Sergei asks.

"Easy," says Ivan. "You stand in front of a cave and whistle. When the bear comes out, you shoot."

Weeks later the two meet again. Sergei is covered in bandages.

"Didn't you follow my advice?" Ivan asks.

"Sure, I did. I stood, in front of a cave and whistled," Sergei replies.

"And what came out?

"To me," says Sergei, "it looked like the Trans-Siberian Express.

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