Loving Jokes

Loving Jokes

Girl meri jeans 2000 ki hai. Mera top 3000 ka hai.

Mere jute 1500 ke hain.

Boy bus kar….. Phle chain band kar pagli….

20 rupye wali chaddi dikh rahi hai.

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Santa ne cafe mein ek ladki se I Love you kaha

Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli:

Kya bola?

To Santa rote hue bola:

Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?

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Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to..

engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi

Banta: Pir hath chod dena,

to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.

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Girl: Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..

Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti

“AB TUMHARI BARI HAI”

Phir maine un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.

Friend: Kaise ?

Girl: Jab koi Mar jata tou main un k Gaal kheench k kehti..

“AB AAP KI BARI HAI”

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Bus Accident

Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.

Bahut dard ho raha hai.

Santa: Abey chup baith.

Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,

Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!

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Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?

Santa: Biwi Se

Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi

Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge

biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!! :d

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Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hu!

Baap: Thanks mere apise aur time dono bach gye.

Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi hu!

jo mummy rakh ke Gayi..!! :D

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Ek ladki class me gana ga rahi thi

“O zara-zara touch me, touch me, touch me…”

Tabhi ek ladka utha aur ladki ko chhu liya aur

bola himmat hai to aage Gaa..

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Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko

ek plane mein bithaya gaya..

Fir announce kiya gaya ki

“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI”

Sab profesrs utar gaye…

Par principal baithe rahe

Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?

Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.

Ye start hi nahi hoga!! :mrgreen:

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Husband: can u be the moon of my life?

Wife: Awww Yes sweetheart..!

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Husband: Great! then….

Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from Me..!! :twisted: