Beautiful Jokes

Beautiful Jokes

Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.

Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon?

Santa: Nahin yaar,

Dono side ki daal de warna phir Problem hogi.

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Girl: Kal mein tumhare liye rakhi layi thi.

Tumne bandhwai kyun nahi?

Clasic Ans:

Boy: Agar kal mein tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya tu pehen legi?

baaaaat karti hai.

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Santa ke lips jale hue the

Banta: Kaise jale

Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha.

Banta: To?

Santa: Khushi ke mare.

Train ke engine ko choom liya :*

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2 Boys were Following 2 Gals

Each girl took rakhi & tied 2 their hands & asked them:

what will u do now..

Boys: Dude, u marry my sister,

i will marry ur sister. :D

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Santa court mein judge se:

Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,

meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he!

Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?

Santa: Badla.

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An EGYPTIAN girl asked an INDIAN boy:

What can u do for me?

The boy replied:

come behind the PYRAMID.

I will make u MUMMY.

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1 Ladke ne ek ladki ko call ki

Boy: I LOVE U Jaan.

Girl: Sacchi

Boy: Mucchi

Girl: Ek 100 ka recharge karwa do plz

Boy: Sorry Didi Rong No.

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Girl Demanded for Ice Cream

Boy Purchased It

Girl: Thank U

Boy: Sirf Thank U

Girl: U Want Kiss Na?

Boy: Arrey Romance Ki Bhuki, Aadhi Icecream De.

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Boy to Girlfriend:

Meri us jagah hath lago jahan haddi na ho.

Ladki haste hue: Chal fir nikaal bahar,

Pakdu??

Teri Zubaan Ko.

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Boy: Suno jara.

Girl: Chup raho, Khate time baat nahi karte,

khaane k baad

Ladki: Ab bolo

Boy: Teri plate mein cockroch tha, le aur ban Heroine!