Entertainment Only: February 2013

Sarah Michelle Gellar Wallpapers

Sarah Michelle Gellar glamorous

Best Jokes

Best Jokes

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A lot of ladies used to sit together every evening in a park and talk non stop.

One day they were sitting very very quietly.

A gentleman who would walk past the noisy group every day was surprised to see them all so quiet.

He inquired about this to which they replied, "You see, today we are ALL present, so we don't know who to gossip about."

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Sweet Jokes

Sweet Jokes

Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day.

"My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy.

"Tommy," replied the second.

"My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy.

Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer."

"Honest?" asked Billy.

"No, just the regular kind", replied Tommy.

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After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice:

"Hi sweetheart, its Eric. I am on the train."

"Yes, I know it's the six thirty and not the four thirty, but I had a long meeting".

"No, honey, not with that blonde from the accounts office. It was with the boss".

"No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life".

"Yes, I'm sure, cross my heart".

Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly. When the young woman sitting next to him had enough, she leaned over and said into the phone, "Eric, hang up the phone and come back to bed."

Eric doesn't use his cell phone in public any longer.

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Asia Argento Wallpapers

Asia Argento dashing

Alessandra Ambrosio Wallpapers

Alessandra Ambrosio beautiful

Funny Jokes

Little Suzie watched, fascinated, as her mother was putting cold cream on her face.

"Why are you rubbing that cream on your face, Mommy?" she asked.

"To stay pretty for Daddy," said her mother.

A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue.

"What's the matter Mommy," asked Suzie, "are you giving up?"

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Crazy Jokes

1st-3rd: Hey! I studied everything for exams.

4th-6th: Hey! That question was very hard so I didn't attempt it.

7th-10th: Hey! Studied only important questions.

11th: I think 4 chapters are enough to get passing marks.

12th: Which exam is tomorrow?

College: Crazy guys! At least you should have told me that there's an exam today. I am not even carrying a Pen today.

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Avril Lavigne Wallpapers

Avril Lavigne black dress

Adriana Lima Wallpapers

Adriana Lima model

Kate Hudson Wallpapers

Kate Hudson blue dress

Rihanna Wallpapers

Rihanna beautiful

Tasty Jokes

Tasty Jokes

A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day.

The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, "You do God's work."

The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop.

A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused to pay, saying, "You protect the public."

The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door to his shop.

A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment, saying, "You serve the justice system."

The next morning the barber found a dozen lawyers waiting for a free haircut.

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Fun Jokes

FUN JOKES

Bill pilled up a stool at his favorite bar and announced, "My wife Suzie must love me more than any woman has ever loved any man!"

"What makes you say that?" the bartender inquired.

"Last week," Bill explained, "I had to take a couple of sick days from work. Suzie was so thrilled to have me around that every time the milkman and the post office guy came by, she'd run down the driveway, waving her arms and hollering, 'My old man's home! My old man's home!'"

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