Spicy Jokes

Spicy Jokes

Im not feeling well..

Husband: Ohhoo I was thinking to go for a dinner!!

Wife: I was joking dear..

Husband: Me too,

Chal uth rotti bana shabas.

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Maths teacher asked JOHNY:

If u have 12 chocolate and u give 5 to DONA,

3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then what will u get?

JOHNY replied: Sir! 3 new girl friends.

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Teacher: Tumhare papa kya karte hai?

Golu: Sir wo roz GALIYA khate hai

Teacher: Kya matlab?

Golu: Ji wo

CUSTOMER CARE EXCUTIVE hai. :D

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Boy: Aap ka naam kya hai?

Girl: Pehan ke bataun ya bol ke?

Boy: Kya matlab?

Girl: PAYAL aur aapka?

Boy: Haath mein dun ya muh mein?

Girl: Matlab?

Boy: Prasad.

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1 Engineer, 1 BBA Student aur 1 Sindhi ship mein ja rahe the..

1 Jinn aaya aur bola:

Samundar me koi cheez pheko,

agar maine dhoond li to main tumhe maar dunga,

Aur na dhoond paya to main tumhara Gulam!

Engineer ne needle phenki.

Jinn ne dhoond li or use maar diya..

BBA Student ne memory card phenka.

Jinn ne dhoond liya or use bhi maar diya..

Sindhi ne disprin phenki,

woh pani mein ghul gayi.

Sindhi bola: Chal Beta, Ghar Chal Bahut Kaam Pada Hai!

JINN Shocked &

Sindhi ROCKED.

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GF: Purrr (Embarrasing)

BF: Its OK Baby Its Happens.

GF: Purrr Purrr (Relaxing)

BF: Oww Its Natural dnt worry.

GF: Purrr Purrr Pukkk.

BF: Sweety I should b Going Now.

GF: Purrr Phokkkk Dhusssr.

Pharrrr

Pookkkk

BF: Saali Padori pure saal bhar ka aaj hi paadegi kyaa.

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Obama: Tujhe swiming aati hai.

Lalu: Na

Obama: Tere se to kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.

Lalu: Tumko aata hai

Obama: Yes

Lalu: Sasura fir tohre mein aur Kutta mein farak ka hai.

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Old man to Chemist..

25mg Viagra ki goli dena.

Chemist: Itni se to kuch nahi hoga!

Old man: Beta bas thoda sa hi khada krna hai

taaki peshab chappal pe na gire!

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In Cort

Judge: Tumne samaj ke liye kaun sa bhalai wala kam kiya hai?

Muzrim: Hamare karan hi police aur adalat mein lakhon logo ko naukari mili hui hai.

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Aurangazeb: Senapati batao ki

hum Shivaji ko kyu nahi dhund pa rahe hain??

Senapati: kyoki Maharaj ham Mugal hai Google Nahi