Latest Jokes

Latest Jokes

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Teacher-papu Ek Story Sunao Withmoral :-)

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Papu-maine Usko Phone Kiya Wo So Rahi Thi.

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Phir Usne Mujhe Phone Kiya Main So Raha Tha.

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Moral- Jaisi Karni Wsi Bharni.

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Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me

Coldrink Ki Botle

Leke Bethi Thi,

Kabhi 15 Min Me Muh Ko

Lagati To Kabhi 20

Min Me, Pas Bethe Santa Ko Gussa Aa

Gaya, Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chini

Aur Puri 1 Ghut

Me Pikar Bola :-- Aise Peete Hai,

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Budiya Boli- Par Beta Mai To

Pan Thook Rahi Thi

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Jab Koi Sms Ni Krta.

Itna Gussa Ata H.

Dil To Chahta H,

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Chapal Utar K

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Aram Se Baith Jau Or

Sochu Sayad Bhejna Nhi Ata Hoga.

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Santa Invested 2 Lakhs

In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses.

Do U Know What The Business Was?

He Opened A Saloon In Punjabi

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Teacher: tum ek gadha ho.

Student:yes

Teacher: tum ek insane ho

Student: no

Teacher:tum class ki bahar jao.

Student: very good sir.

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BOY- sir iska kya mtlb hai “I M GOING”

SIR- mai ja raha hu.

BOY- sir bataiye na

SIR- Mai ja raha hu

BOY-saale aise kaise chala jaega

Answr bata k ja

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Pappu ki hui master se ladai…

Master ne ki pappu ki pitai…

Pappu ka garam hua khoon.

gaya kabristan aur master ka photo taang kar likh diya.

“COMING SOON”

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Teacher: kela 1 Rs. Hole 15 Rs. Me kitni hali kela paoge tum?

Student: 1 Rs. Hali kela? Apki ass mein dhuka denge.